“Maybe we can get the prisoners to design this for us” Tom contemplated.
“I never smooth timber these days,” Tom explained.
“I finally left the rainy part of Spain”, Tomas explained.
“I thought Jill Hennessy was the best of the assistant D.A.'s on Law and Order” Tom clarified.
“Dammit, the TV’s on the blink again”, said Tom, invidiously.
“I’d rather go back to Japan”, Tom said, feeling disoriented.
“Hand me that sponge” said Tom aloofly.
“If I ever encounter that Gates fellow I’ll kick him in the ass for coming up with such a shitty operating system” said Tom, footing the bill.
“That bit with the androgynous person that was on Saturday Night Live? Worst thing I’ve ever seen in my life” said Tom, who couldn’t stand pat.
“As soon as we reached the Mississippi Delta, I was able to escape my kidnappers by sprinting away from them” said Tom, running off at the mouth.
“I couldn’t find my rifle’s laser attachment no matter where I looked, but my wife found it right away. I had walked right past it several times!” said Tom, sight unseen.
“I think it makes sense to put this thing on top of that thing,” said Tom, ontologically.
“Goll-ee, Sarge…my cousin Goober says he’s gonna join our unit too” said Gomer, piling on.
“We’re being overrun by the French Army!” Tom said with a lot of gall.
“I’m a Parisian formic”, Tom said gallantly.
“Eventually I’ll enjoy watching Mary breathe like a dog,” said Tom, trying to get into her pants.
“It contains HIO4”, Tom reminded us periodically.
“Let me put your brains back in”, Tom reminded us.
“I can run really fast on these prosthetic blades”, said Oscar Pistorius, with a spring in his step.
“I’m changing my name because of an incident that happened to me while traveling to Damascus”, Saul said, appalled.