“Maybe we could sell some commercial spots to pawn shops”, Tom speculated ad hoc.
“Next on the docket is Lenny Bruce v. One Earthquake, Birds and Snakes, and an Aeroplane”, Tom said, announcing a case in rem.
“Follow me and take a look at how overgrown this stand of trees has become. I predict you’ll want to take action right away” said Tom, comme ci, comme ça.
“I have an entire studio full of pencil sketches that I never can seem to finish” said Tom, drawing no conclusions.
“Here in the U.S., we rise for the ceremonial playing of the National Anthem before every baseball game” said Tom, standing up for his rites.
“I went to see the Stones show last night, and man, it really sucked!” said Tom disconcertedly.
“I’m voting Romney in 2016!”, Tom admitted.
“There is nothing wrong with the overflow housing at my prison”, said Sheriff Arpaio, contentedly.
“Poor Rover lost all four legs in that tragic power-mower accident”, said Tom, dogmatically.
“In this war zone, with bullets flying all the time, pretty soon ducking at the sound of gunfire becomes instinctual” said Tom diplomatically.
“This open bottle of Coke has been sitting out for so long that mold is growing in it” said Tom, making a pop culture reference.
“It’s anybody’s guess what could be stopping this toilet up” said Tom, plunging into the unknown.
“As we begin the Ulcer Sufferers Association’s annual banquet, let us raise a glass to our good health” said Tom in a milquetoast manner.
“That regular high school didn’t work out for me, so I’ve transferred to one where I can learn a useful trade”, Tom invoked.
“No, Sandy Duncan isn’t here yet. I’ll let you know when she gets here” said Tom, keeping an eye out for her.
“They may plunge me into this hot oil, but I’ll still maintain my shape” said the onion, battered but unbroken.
“Now that my boyfriend has retired from baseball, we have a lot more time for sex” said Taylor Higgins, feeling chipper.
“I just can’t seem to draw as fast as Cecil’s cartoonist”, said Tom, sluggishly.
“This is the best vodka I’ve ever drunk” said Tom, absolutly.