“Hey, Slug is not only the fastest, but the best there is” said Cecil adamantly.
“But I still prefer bourbon”, said Jack to Daniel, beaming.
“You better quit crowding the plate, buddy, or I’m aiming the next one right at your coconut” said Sal Maglie in a high-pitched voice.
“Well, officer, if you’ve got a court order, then I guess I have no choice but to let you take my fingerprint” said Tom, giving him a whirl.
“I’ll do all the other tricks you want me to, but I’m NOT gonna raise up on my hind legs” said the horse, making a rare exception.
“Aughhhhh…my left nut really hurts!” said Tom, giving a testimonial.
“Look, up ahead…it’s the window treatment store!” said Tom with blinding insight.
“Bah! No drink is better than cream sherry,” said Harvey, bristoling.
“Fleet North Sea convoy Army Yorkshire to Norway,” Tom said diplomatically.
“Yes, I do know how to pray”, said Tom, amenably.
“I prefer we all meditate instead,” said Tom, ominously.
“A plague on my gonads!” Tom testified.
“That short-horned Jersey is absolutely terrifying,” Tom said, cowed.
“I am not Tyrion Lannister,” Jaime’s brother implied.
“Allow me to tell you about the mythological history of Tyrion Lannister,” Tom implored.
“Let’s communicate only in that code language prison inmates use”, said Tom, keeping it in context.
“Prison is more comfortable now that they’ve set up this campground on the grounds to deal with the overcrowding,” Tom said contentedly.
'I’m getting a little tired of listening to you fart every couple of minutes" said Tom irascibly.
“Let me make sure I understand this…you say you swallowed a penny?” Tom accentuated.
“Eww! Somebody jacked off while standing in front of this window” said Tom, pointing out a syllogism.