“It’s so lovely sitting here under this citrus tree”, said Tom, sublimely.
“This new carpeting can be played like a musical instrument!” Tom announced dramatically.
“Will someone give this parrot something to drink?” Tom sung polytonically.
“I’m building the Great Cone of Hollywood.” Tom announced laconically.
“Tomorrow, I’ll do more research on the effects of lead exposure” Tom said on the way home from the pub.
“Minoan civilization sucks!” Tom murmured discretely.
“Rural women from Serbia better be hot!” Tom said, going to Belgrade.
“The shape of that old 90’s compact car is really interesting”, Tom said, showing me some interesting geometric principles.
“Interestingly enough, sudden death statistics for Colorado are much higher today than they were last year”, Tom commented diachronically.
“Maybe this desensitizing cream will help me avoid premature ejaculation” said Tom anticlimactically.
“What an interesting message board,” said Tom dopily.
“Damn, I shouldn’t have spilled chocolate in my tuba”, Tom complained cacophonously.
“Look at the hail damage on my car - two dents here, three there, five more over there …” said Tom, tendentiously.
“Toronto Dominion bank offers better rates.” Tom commented tediously.
“Our maid quit this morning.” Tom complained helplessly.
“This carpet is sharp enough to cut wood”, Tom observed axiomatically.
“But at least the carpet is thick and luxurious”, said Tom, piling on.
“I’ve invented a spermicide that inhibits the spread of venereal disease” said Dr. Tom, but it was just a lot of claptrap.
“I pinned that former football player turned actor in a charity wrestling match” said Tom charismatically.
“When I leave the house, I bid my pet mice farewell in their own language” said Tom, squeaking by.