“I’m going to study business at Oxford,” Tom said.
“I’m gonna leg it out of here,” Tom said ephemerally.
“And then Gandalf waved his arms, and all those tree people froze!” Tom said enticingly.
“I found the lamp” Tom said delightedly.
“Darn! I don’t have a spare,” Tom said flatly.
“Oops, Susan lost her top,” said Tom, tittering.
“I laughed when Mrs. Clinton lost the election” said Tom, hilariously.
“We won it bigly, biggest win in history, believe me!” Donald trumpeted.
“But I have to do all the real work, and clean up your messes”, said Mike, pencively.
“I was never a swhore” Melania strumpted.
“That diamond sure has a lot of sides” said Tom facetiously.
“I took a trip up the coast to trade, just like last week,” Tom replied.
“I finished all the subtractions,” said Tom, nonplussed.
“Oh, yeah? Well, I’ll do it again, and you can go ahead and sue me again!” Tom retorted.
“Drive in those spikes so he won’t fall off,” said Tom crossly.
“I distilled it without all that fancy equipment!” Tom retorted.
“I think there are too many knots in that wall,” Tom opined.
“We’re supposed to go camping next month,” Tom said tentatively.
“I thought we’d get more birds on this hunt,” Tom groused.
“These cheap paper towels are still falling apart! This time I’ll use three at a time,” Tom replied.
“Am I singing tenor or bass?” said Tim inquiringly.
“I prefer the strings to the woodwinds,” Tom said, violently.
“Either way, I’ll be sure to keep the correct pitch.” Tim intoned.
“I nailed that William Tell Overture,” said Ted, horning in on the conversation.