Tom Swifties!

“I won the pot, even though he raised every chance he got,” Tom recalled.

"I have a whole wing of my house to store my nutcracker collection said Tom, suitely

“I have a strong desire to sniff your ass,” Tom said doggedly.

“How do like my new hook?” Captain Hook asked, off-handedly.

“I’ve been maced!” cried Tom, flailing his arms about.

Tom poopooed his wife’s idea of adding a third bathroom to the house.

“I can’t see that tall bird for the tree limbs,” said Tom while craning his neck.

“Here Fido, come here, boy,” Tom called, doggedly.

“The Doctor will never have a better Companion than K9,” Tom said, dogmatically.

“if we disrupt the space-time continuum, we’ll crushed into a singularity,” said Tom as he spaced out.

“Where will the Tardis take us this time?” Dr. Who wondered, extemporaneously.

“Whoever heard of someone named Oscar living in a trash can?” Tom grouched.

“Now that you’ve shown me your answer was also correct, I’ll have to change your grade on the exam,” Tom remarked.

“That’s the spirit!” Tom cheered, blithely.

“But I’m afraid of ghosts”, Noel cowered.

“We’ll have to commit every single troop to breaking the enemy line here,” said Tom, unreservedly.

“Don’t worry, this gun’s not loaded,” Tom said brandonly.

“I’m not sure if it would be best for the patient to admit him involuntarily,” Tom said, noncommittally.

“I don’t think I’ve ever had a better date!” Tom ejaculated.

“I’ll write you a letter soon,” Tom postulated.