“I just set a world record!” said Usain Bolt, in a dashing manner.
“It took surgery, but I feel so much better with my man-boobs gone”, said Tom, getting something off his chest.
“What does this all add up to?”, asked Tom, nonplussed.
“I think I can fit into the lens-grinding machine”, said Tom, making a spectacle of himself.
“I’d bet I can get to second base with her during the hurricane”, said Tom, feeling under the weather.
“If you look very very closely, you can see the statue of Lincoln in the Lincoln Memorial on the back of a penny,” Tom said, magnificently.
“I hate having to climb so many stairs to my apartment,” Tom said, loftily.
“I used to have a ring with a stone that changed colors, but somehow I lost it,” Tom said moodily.
“Darn it! Here’s another sock with a hole in it,” Tom said to his wife.
“I really love that singer Ice’s music,” said Tom, raptly. (Get It? Rap - T)
“I think we ran out of Campari,” Tom said bitterly.
“I’ve listened to many brands and Bose seems to be the best,” Tom said soundly.
“I guarantee this well will produce oil,” Tom said crudely.
“My Mom washed out my mouth with soap and I swallowed some,” Tom said zestfully.
“All of these shirts are really wrinkled,” Tom said ironically.
“I am left handed,” Tom said, sinisterly.
“And I’m right handed,” Tom said ambivalently
“People without allergies just aren’t cool,” Tom sniffed.
“One of Andrew Lloyd Webber’s biggest musicals doesn’t even have any people portrayed in it” said Tom, cattily.
“The trees in LoTR appear to have the sniffles” Tom said fluently.
Regards,
Shodan