“I was a girl before my sex change” Tom said, dismissively
“Agatha’s a real mad girl now” said Gil, sparkily.
Go read “Girl Genius” if the jokes aren’t obvious. That’s what you get for dragging cartoons in.
“Someone removed an ingredient from this fruit salad” Tom despaired.
“I’m sure there’s a timeframe for when Belkar Bitterleaf will die”, said Tom, sticking to his guns.
“I’m so glad that ID law passed, because too many of the wrong people were showing up at the polling places”, said Tom, devotedly.
“If only every serf would do his duty to his lord and master,” Tom said futilely.
“I’ve already paid Orange; here’s your money, Blue,” said Tom, paying a complement.
“I put graffiti again inside the field hospital where they treat pilonidal problems,” Tom remarked insistently.
Regards,
Shodan
“I don’t understand why anyone has a problem with stick figures in Sluggy Freelance,” said Tom shirtily.
“I feel so bad for that poor ol’ Jean Valjean,” Tom said miserably.
“Well, as well him as another,” said Molly, yes, she said, yes…
“Even Shakespeare wrote some comic relief now and then,” Tom belched.
“Foliage once again!” said Tom, relieved.
“I just don’t get phonetic Spoonerisms!” Ted Somme unwittingly.
“He just called me an Uncle Tom,” Tom said blackly.
“Hell, I’m not chicken,” Tom brooded.
“I’ll beat out a message bongo-style,” Tom tom-tommed.
“I’m not gonna shear those sheep!” Tom bleated.
“It was a raven that visited me”, Tom was quoted as saying.
“Anything’s better than the pendulum,” Tom pitted.