“I really like geometric curves” Tom hyperbolized.
“Let’s ignore the Mars mission and fly closer to the sun,” said Major Tom mercurially.
“I do not need a masked man as my park assistant” said Tom, lone rangerly.
“Are these vertical wooden planks really necessary for this fence?” Tom postulated.
“Mayella Ewing was beaten by a man who led exclusively with his left,” Atticus Finch said off-handedly.
“Let me die as Javert dies!” Tom cackled insanely.
“There is something wrong with ASS” Cracked Tom.
“Marrying Miss Havisham’s niece will be great,” said Pip expectantly.
“I’ve got a ton of dynamite and I’m not afraid to use it!” Tom exploded.
“There must be 288 of those disgusting things!” exclaimed Tom too grossly.
Do (bad) double entendres count as 2?
“Appleton was for the birds” said Tom swiftly.
“I figured out a way to communicate electronically with my dog!” Tom said impetuously.
A Scots Swiftie:
“Ach, ah’ve bin decapitated,” said Tam heedlessly.
“By a knight of ghosts and shadows I summoned am to tourney,” said Tom o’Bedlam, ten leagues beyond the wild world’s end.
“You’ll have quite a fight on your hands, the domestic Formicidae lobby’s already dug in,” Tom observed trenchantly.
“I grew up on Captain Kangaroo and his cartoons,” said Tom terrifically.
“My new jeans faded in the wash” said Tom, not-so-bluely.
“I’ve got a strong urge to hear It’s Not Unusual”, said Tom, jonesing.
(Rosemary Sutcliffe, Brother Dusty-feet?)
“I’m all out of arrows,” Tom said, quivering.
“Thanks for letting me out of that oil lamp i was trapped in”, Tom said genially.