“Making up to my girlfriend this time is going to take a full dozen longstems, without thorns too”, said Tom, morosely.
“I need to use your pickup for a little while longer”, Tom said truculently.
“I did not murder and consume that salesman,” Tom repeated.
“I’m going to take a look around”, said Tom circumspectly.
“The circus doesn’t have Jumbo anymore”, said Tom irrelevantly.
“I’ve got a head on a stick,” said Tom hedonistically.
“I’m floating in a most peculiar way,” sang Major Tom with levity.
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Love it.
“I’ve just been introduced to a real square,” said Tom metaphorically.
“Incest is best,” Tom said paternally.
“I wish I could live with the Tri-Delts forever!” said Tom fraternally.
“Edward certainly thinks so,” Tom insisted.
You could make this more subtle, as in:
“Let’s visit Traitors’ Gate,” said Tom hedonistically.
But I like the dumb repetition of your version.
“I’ll allow you to use my copyrighted material,” said Tom licentiously.
“I love bobbing up and down in the water,” Tom said boyishly.
“This stick is shod with metal!” Tom grinned ferally.
“Want a ride in my private jet?” Tom leered.
“The stars look very different today,” sang Major Tom, sparklingly.
“Tell my wife I love her very much,” said Major Tom, bowie-ing out.
“I like reading about the Greek philosophers, but not that much,” Tom said platonically.
“Chinese Taoism is Laozi,” said Tom, sitting in oblivion.