Tom Swifties!

“Neitzche is uber,” mentioned Tom.

“Put on another Tarantino movie!” Tom said violently.

“I love Tina Louise,” said Tom gingerly.

“Religious symbolism is everywhere,” Tom said crossly.

“I love posting here”, said Tom, dopily.

“I like the way the Royal Navy waters down the rum”, said Tom groggily.

“You think I’m going hunting for THAT?,” Tom snarked.

“Just call me Big Daddy,” Tom said paternally.

“I’m going to kill myself because my compulsive behaviour on Ebay has driven me to bankruptcy,” said Tom morbidly.

“Quick, there’s a lightning storm outside - gimme my kite and key!” Tom said electrifyingly.

“I can never be effed”, said Tom, ineffably.

“The Dionne girls played a vital role in the progress of civilization” was a quintessential Tom saying.

“And they had some unpleasant habits too”, said Tom, putting it behind him.

“Quick, there’s a lightning storm outside - gimme my kite and key!” Tom said frankly.

And so Tom set off in a flash.

“Stephen Colbert should have won that election,” said Tom truthily.

“I have to cut down my favorite Willow Tree” Tom Wept.

“I’ll get you, and your little dog too,” said Tom wickedly.

“I named my first son after my favorite author, Mr. Twain, and my second after my favorite baseball player, Mr McGwire” Tom remarked.

“It’s a three hour tour, Lovey, a three hour tour,” howled Tom.