“The doctor says it’s cardiomegaly,” said Tom with a heavy heart.
“I have no idea what groceries to buy,” said Tom listlessly.
“I never met an entomologist I didn’t like,” said Tom waspishly.
“I’ll never be able to afford that Vespa,” Tom moped.
“I can’t afford the kennel fees, and I can’t afford to have her spayed,” Tom bitched.
“I have a problem producing and maintaining an erection,” Tom said limply.
“Oops, I somehow didn’t see that part,” Tom said blindly. :smack:
“I didn’t know I was only supposed to post one Tom Swifty,” sang Rik in a high treble.
“Too many Chinese railroad workers here,” said Tom coolly.
Regards,
Shodan
“He fired his pistol first!” Tom shot back.
“I enjoy picking the batter off deep-fried prawns,” Tom extemporised.
“Now I really am going to stab you,” said Tom keenly.
“The damn car won’t start!” Tom said, crankily.
“I really hate Immigration and Customs Enforcement,” said Tom icily.
“Somebody’s left us a really bad review on the internet!” Tom yelped.
“I’ll take the prisoner down to the dungeon,” said Tom condescendingly.
“How do they illuminate the streets in Warsaw?” asked Tom politely.
“How I wish I could live at Hogwarts!” Tom said enchantedly.
“What was Lord Voldemort’s original name?”, Tom riddled.
“I really appreciate no-holds-barred sex advice,” Tom said savagely.