“Oh, I never cheat at poker,” said Tom winsomely.
“Beware the hayfield,” said Tom, balefully.
“I’m going to have the biggest, gaudiest holiday display this town has ever seen,” said Tom meretriciously.
::Like::
“Don’t make me get all stabby,” said Tom pointedly.
“Touché,” said Tom, with a pronounced French accent.
(PS White SIFL, I was going for the most contrived one possible, there 
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And what the hell, I’ll go for a double - this doesn’t count as two per post, right? 
“The singers’ mics are all at different levels,” said Tom unequivocally. “And the drum sound needs more echo,” he added, ignoring the repercussions.
Amateur Barbarian, Mister Rik - just one per post, as the OP rules state, if you please.
Colophon, c’mon, that was two different sentences.
“Tyrion is my favorite Game of Thrones character,” Tom said impishly.
“I don’t think I understand one episode out of that entire series,” Tom said Lostly.
“I really hate the early films of Audrey Hepburn,” Tom said disingenuously.
“Another Al Pacino movie marathon?”, Tom asked overdramatically
“As a child I was babysat by Korea’s biggest pop star!” said Tom psychotically.
“We’re having… triplets”, Tom’s wife said with a pregnant pause.
“I wish I had other choices than Windows, DOS and LINUX,” Tom said morosely.
“I love this yellow vegetable!” said Tom, cornily.
“Et voilà,” said Tom gravely.
“Put the bunny back in the box!” Tom said cagily.
“The inside of this chimney is covered in soot!”, said Tom, sweepingly.
“You could have warned me about that first,” Tom Jr. said darkly.
“I have heart problems.”, Tom murmured.