Anyone care to play? It’s a play on words that takes the form of a statement followed by -he/she said ______ly. The joke comes in by the choice of adverb. Viz:
“I’m thinking about getting breast implants,” she said flatly.
Your turn.
“Help! My penis is stuck in the pencil sharpener!” he said sharply
Now that I read it, it’s really lame. Sorry.
“I think my lion is sick” he said Swiftly.
I’m not quite sure you’ve got it there, Babar. How about “My penis is caught in the pencil sharpener,” he said pointedly.
Have another go.
Okay, “The Sick Lion and the Ass” is a poem by Jonathan Swift. I didn’t think anyone would get it.
“I wish that darned Alfred E. Neuman would worry for once!” he exclaimed, madly.
Chaim Mattis Keller
ckeller@schicktech.com
“Sherlock Holmes once said that once you have eliminated the
impossible, whatever remains, however improbable, must be
the answer. I, however, do not like to eliminate the impossible.
The impossible often has a kind of integrity to it that the merely improbable lacks.”
– Douglas Adams’s Dirk Gently, Holistic Detective
“Who would have suspected metal fatigue?” he asked ironically.
The overwhelming majority of people have more than the average (mean) number of legs. – E. Grebenik
“So, how’m I supposed to get around in this cast?” he asked lamely.
“I like to masturbate,” he said jerkingly.
Brian O’Neill
CMC International Records
rockuniverse.com/cmc/cmc.html
ICQ 35294890
AIM Scrabble1
Yahoo Messenger Brian_ONeill
“Alas! I’ve dropped the toothpaste,” he said crestfallenly.
“I’m moving to San Francisco,” he said gaily.
“I’m a camera nut” she said candidly
An optimist sees an opportunity in every calamity; A pessimist sees a calamity in every opportunity.
“This oven cleaner is gagging me!” she yelled, fuming.
An optimist sees an opportunity in every calamity; A pessimist sees a calamity in every opportunity.
“I want my MTV!” he said direly.
“I wanted an iced coffee!” she said coldly. (or maybe hotly?)
“Did I sever my spine,” he asked nervously
“I’m severely constipated,” she said stuffily
“I’ve had sex with many farm animals,” he said sheepishly
“Who likes it doggy-style?” heatherlee asked anally.
Couldn’t resist… sorry.
“Who likes it doggy-style?” heatherlee asked anally.
Couldn’t resist… sorry.
“D-dis I post twice?” ChiefScott stuttered.