Tom Swifties!

“I think we should restore the old bell tower,” Tom chimed in.

“I’m really enraged at the choice of the new pontiff,” Tom said apoplectically.

“I love Johnny Cash’s albums from when he sang in prison,” Tom said fulsomely.

“I’m going to rip all the aluminum off of the exterior of my house,” Tom decided.
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“I’m going to exhaustively enumerate just exactly how many roads a man must walk down before you can call him a man,” Bob delineated.

“Let’s see…I’ve seen the Statue of Zeus at Olympia, the Hanging Gardens of Babylon, the Mausoleum at Halicarnasus, the Great Pyramid of Giza, the Colossus of Rhodes, and the Lighthouse of Alexandria; where should I visit next?” Tom wondered.
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“I’ll call my fictional castle any damn name I please!” replied Mervyn, piqued.

“Anyone who hates Don McLean’s most famous song should be shoved in the face with a pie,” said Tom, Americanly.

“I am *nothing *like the Hindenburg!” Rush Limbaugh gassed.

“Hmm, who should be the Vikings quarterback this year?” Tom pondered.

“Have you never heard the name of a British aircraft carrier of the early Second World War?” Tom asked furiously.

“I can’t believe that Prince Charles eats aquatic mammals!” Tom twice wailed.

“How can you deny that Shakespeare’s greatest creation was Caliban?” said Tom tempestuously.

“Are you gay?” queried Tom.
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“Maybe, maybe not,” answered Tom by-and-by.

“The time limit on my arithmetic test was almost up, but I quickly answered the last question just as the buzzer sounded,” Tom hastened to add.
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“Only an idiot would choose to do the sum question rather than the quotient question,” said Tom divisively.

“Now you get on top,” Tom offered.
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(wondering if anyone gets this one)

Give is a little credit, huh? :wink:

“I love the way that brook flows over the rocks”, Tom babbled.

“A few quick punches to the chest, yeah, then a couple quick stabs to the jaw, yeah, then, then, then another few punches to the chest, one more to the jaw…”, Tom jabbered.