“I’m glad Lewis Carroll gave us so many new words in ‘Jabberwocky’”, Tom chortled.
“Looks like I’m going to have to provide more cites in this thread”, Tom recited.
“I do love that song ‘Downtown’ by that Clarke woman”, Tom said petulantly.
"What do you mean, you don’t know “Bridge Over Troubled Waters,” said Tom appalled.
“I can sing 'Bridge Over Troubled Waters” just like the original", Tom said artfully.
“Excuse me, my name is Tom, with an O, and I have no idea where you’re getting Russell from,” said Tom timorously.
(particularly proud of this one)
“Theodore is not invited,” Tom noted.
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“The gullible fool’s paying though. I got him with the same trick he fell for nine times before,” said Tom contentedly.
“I prefer Simon & Garfunkel’s original stage names,” said Tom & Jerry.
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“Did you hear there’s some college group named after a pudding?” Tom asked hastily.
“I’m going over to take a closer look at those seabirds with short wings”, Tom said aukwardly.
“I am no longer a virgin,” Farmer Tom said sheepishly.
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“But it was totally worth it!” she bleated.
“C’mon, really, why don’t you admire Col. Chamberlain, hero of Little Round Top?” Tom joshed.
“I can’t wait to be the mad scientist’s new lab assistant!” Tom said eagerly.
“Hand me that knife, Montezuma, if you please,” said Tom disheartedly.
“Waz fo’ dinna, Ma? Cold mutton agin?” axed Lizzie Borden.
“I didn’t like the latest movie based on J.M. Barrie’s most famous work,” Tom panned.
“Really? It had me hooked!” tinkled Belle.
“I love Russ Meyer movies”, Tom tittered.