“Vance and I are every bit as much Dukes as our cousins,” Tom said coyly.
“I think that Millie is very modern” said Tom, thoroughly
“I’ve discarded all my twos,” Tom deduced.
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“The Viagra is working!” Tom said excitedly.
“If only some Greek mythical beautiful woman would inspire me to create great art,” Tom mused.
“I’m gonna do you from behind,” Tom barked.
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“I haven’t caught anything all day,” carped Tom.
“Why are you always taking my lighter?,” Tom bickered.
“You want to have a lighter fight?” Tom fired back?
“A lighter fight? You got nothin’! You got zippo!”, Tom blazed.
“Aw, now my car is almost outta gas,” Tom fumed.
“I get my political news from Arianna,” Tom huffed (and posted).
“These winds will take my sloop all the way into harbor,” Tom said breezily.
“I, we, you, he, she, they, it,” Tom pronounced.
“Can’t you just let me say whether I’m guilty or innocent, Your Honor?” Tom pleaded.
" 'Twas brillig and the slithy toves did gyre and gimble in the wabe," Tom loosely caroled.
“Have you taken up smoking?” Tom asked dubiously.
“My new glasses should have been here an hour ago,” Tom speculated.
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“When Judgment Day comes, I’m going to be taken up into Heaven, but you won’t be, suckers!” Tom said rapturously.
“Take that, Dracula! And I hope it really hurts!” said Tom painstakingly.