“I saw the best minds of my generation destroyed by madness, starving hysterical naked”, Ginsberg howled.
“Both Mom and Dad have switched genders,” said Tom transparently.
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“I really worry whether or not the Security Council will be able to avert war over Syria,” Tom said unconcernedly.
“I ask Your Honour to set an example of this thief, by imposing the maximum sentence Sharia law will allow!” said El Tom offhandedly.
“Those trees look like Irish evergreens,” Tom opined.
“Of of of of of of of of of of,” Tom said oftentimes.
“I enjoyed my three-day holiday weekend,” Tom said laboriously.
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“When are you going to put that old mare out to pasture and buy a younger horse?” Tom’s wife nagged.
“I’ll never get rid of that fine equine; she’s an Arabian!” Tom nayed.
“Fine? She looks like Nelson Mandela’s first wife”, Tom’s wife whinnied.
“Well, let me put her back in the stable and I’ll think about it”, Tom stalled.
“I’m really a tiger on the golf course,” said Tom, woodenly.
“Watching the Simpsons makes me want to go out and stab a couple of people to death,” said Tom, juicing up.
“I’d like to help young males enjoy shellfish more,” Tom said boisterously.
“To the Batcave,” Tom said in a stately manner.
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“I jutht realithed that being thith thmall meanth my thpeech impediment ithn’t my wortht problem! I feel much cheerier now!” Tom thumbed up.
“I really don’t care what species or manner of creature Goofy is,” Tom said dawggedly.
“I’m wearing that annoying silent clown’s trousers,” Tom pantomimed.
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“I wish President Coolidge were still alive and leading the country,” Tom said recalcitrantly.
“I just can’t take this anymore! Just leave me alone!”, Tom stressed.