“I prefer his book about the devil’s baby,” said Rose, merrily.
“General Arnold, the true founder of the United States Air Force, is dead”, Tom said haplessly.
“I see a group of crows,” Tom said with murder in his eyes.
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“The father was the best character on Happy Days” said Tom bossily
“I was having so much fun swimming in the lake until I got caught in the damn fisherman’s net!” said Tom insanely.
“Omar coming,” Tom wired.
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“I’ve satisfied hundreds of women in bed,” Tom said studiously.
“It took you long enough to get here,” said Tom belatedly.
Or:
“Hang onto that mountaineering rope and don’t let me fall!” Tom said belatedly.
“Like, I just love hearing the voices of the lawyer and actor dudes on the Simpsons,” said Tom, full of heart, man.
“That animal really needs to lose weight,” said Tom hypocritically.
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“I like sex and ice cream at the same time,” Tom said laconically.
“A rare triple wordplay, and no-one noticed!” said Tom pungently.
“I always arrive before the sume,” Tom presumed.
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“The walls of Jericho cannot withstand me!” Tom trumpeted.
“How can we note your words: for if we do, we are looking Askance?” asked Tom eponymously.
“That Raggedy girl doll only weighs a sixteenth of a pound”, Tom announced.
“Who stole the money?”
“Nine!” Tom pretended.
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“Woah, I just smoked the whole fourteen pounds,” said Tom, completely stoned.
“Someone didn’t ante,” Tom said shyly.
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