“I knew there were at least a thousand of these!” Tom said grandly.
“I’m just filled with the Holy Spirit!” Tom said charismatically.
“No hot cross buns for me, I’ll have the cherry,” said Tom piously.
“So you’re saying ‘China Grove’ and ‘What a Fool Believes’ are your all-time favorite songs?” Tom asked dubiously.
“I can do a dead-on Sinatra impersonation”, said Tom, being perfectly frank.
“Impersonating a dead person isn’t really all that hard” said Tom dubi-dubi-du-iously.
“This is a great swiftie coming this late in the game,” Tom said askance.
“What should I do is my uncle won’t give me the correct answer?” said Tom askance.
“Of course I read liberal websites,” Tom huffed.
“What do you mean ‘Global warming is real’?” asked Tom outfoxed.
“I said not to tase me, Bro!” said Tom, stunned.
“The Mafia, the CIA, and the Cubans were all in on it” said Tom, conspiratorially.
“How could this company have been started in a prison?” asked Tom, confounded.
“How could this company have been started at a golf course?” asked Tom, profoundly.
“Can you believe the nerve of that enemy sniper?” Tom shot back.
“This show is a lemon!” said Tina feyly.
“I’m sick of talking about ‘enhanced interrogation techniques’!” Tom said tormentedly.
“Can you believe they caught that murderer reading a dictionary?” said Tom, perplexed.
“I’ve been posting on Wikipedia just about hourly,” Tom said contentedly.
“And most other people’s contributions are rubbish,” he added discontentendly.