Tom Swifties!

“Does anyone know what you call any quantum state of a system that has a higher energy than the ground state?” Tom asked excitedly.

“Did you know Kiss Me, Kate was based on a play by Shakespeare?” Tom asked shrewdly.

:slight_smile:

“And so was 10 Things I Hate About You,” he added stylishly.

“Don’t you think model kits look better with large, smooth spaces?” Tom asked unabashedly.

“I’m not going to do what you ask, mother,” Tom said obediently.

“Maybe I’ve got a good hand, maybe I don’t,” Tom told them straight.

“I eat breakfast every day,” Tom said weekly.

“It shouldn’t be at this angle after all,” Tom recanted.

“The check is in the mail,” Tom said dismissively.

“My last email must not have gone through,” Tom said resentfully.

“I think the Supreme Court made the right call on DOMA,” Tom said judiciously.

‘Box, privet _ maybe leylandii’ Tom hedged.

“We demand immediate surrender of power,” Tom cooed.

“Well, I swan,” Tom thought, mutely.

“I’ll bet your sword’s not as sharp as Andúril,” Tom said cuttingly.

Lays’ potato chips slogan: Bet you can’t eat just one.

“No, I’m not going to name the silliest internal organ!” Tom said splenetically.

“Yeah, I’d definitely jump her bones,” the married Tom said faithfully.

“I see what you mean,” Tom said blindly.

“The deli just got a fresh shipment of bread,” Tom observed, wryly.