“You caught me. I did it,” Tom said guiltily.
“GET THE F### OUTTA HERE!!!” Tom yelled politely.
“My constepation is really backing me up,” Tom said regularly.
“Never a dull moment,” Tom said sharply.
“After my protests, they’ll never dig for coal here!” said Tom determinedly.
(IMO those anti-swifties ought to be in their own thread)
“Kirk was 'way better than Picard,” Tom said commandingly.
“This filet mignon is very tough,” Tom said tenderly.
Is that the way it’s supposed to be? OK, thanks, and…
“I’ve been shot,” Tom said mortally.
From my nephew:
“Voltaire was one of the greatest authors of all time,” Tom said candidly.
“This movie has too many explosions!” Tom bayed.
“I struggle with my faith and religion,” Tom said doubtfully.
“Cheap airfare killed the golden age of travel,” Tom railed.
“I followed Charlie here,” Tom chuckled.
“Wow - a first edition Spider-Man!” Tom marvelled.
"I can’t find anything to rhyme with ‘parsley!’ " said Tom sparsely.
“I think I broke my arm,” said Tom humorously.
“Now that my wife’s left me, let’s see who else is available,” Tom cruised.
“What’s on TV? Ah, good, *Magnum, P.I.,” *Tom selected.
“Well, that’s the way I want it, and I won’t back down,” said Tom pettily.
Prof. Pepperwinkle:
My new favorite.
“It seems that there is a pattern to what makes a person turn criminal.” Tom contemplated.