“Ding. Ding. Ding.” Tom reverberated as he hit the bell with a hammer.
“I wish I knew what Jerry’s girlfriend’s first name was in that episode where he couldn’t remember it,” Tom said dolorously.
“I wish I could photograph an irrational number” said Tom snappishly.
“Not tonight, I have a headache,” Tom said dispassionately.
Sorry for the three-fer but I’ll forget them if I don’t post them now:
“Being a vindictive old woman really makes me want to kill a mockingbird”, said the author harpily.
“I’m really worried about how to fool the Large Hadron Collider,” said the Tory MP for Gainsborough concernedly.
“I wonder if the fact my great-grandfather was a Victorian British Prime Minister is the reason I’m always criticising our train service?” said Tom Disraeli.
“I’d go buy some Viagra, but it’s too hot to get up,” Tom said limply.
“Gee, those insects are stupid” said Tom antsilly.
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I don’t get this one…
“You can’t eat just one”… Lays potato chips
“I used to like unsalted chips but ,now I like them salty” Tom explained
“I only regret that I have but one life to give for my country … ack, gurgle, aahh …” Nathan exhaled.
golf clap
Read the OP again, and write any surplus Tom Swifties down elsewhere to remind yourself next time, please.
“I must admit I haven’t read much about Indonesian separatism,” Tom said timorously.
“I will gladly pay you Tuesday for an ermine coat today” said Tom furiously.
“I find that my triumphs at the casino gaming tables are quite erratic,” Tom said winsomely.
“I was forced to sign on with Robin Hood by the miller’s son,” said Tom, much impressed.
“You spelled Kurt wrong,” Tom said curtly.
“I think I’ll predict some people’s demises for 2014,” said Tom, deadly.
“I don’t really care about foot care for small insects,” Tom said pedantically.
“I am a master electrician and I’ll have that circuit back in service momentarily” said Tom, profusely.
"Don’t be early to my party this time. Be on time, or better still … " said Tom belatedly.
Nice!
Thanks!
“My lungs are really, really efficient!” Tom said superciliously.