“To keep it moist, every half an hour I take the meat out of the oven and pour its own juices all over it” lambasted Tom.
“I do this for a living and I’m still messing up!” said Tom, promiscuously.
“Tomorrow the 12 Days of Christmas will be over!” said Tom, having an epiphany.
“Leave my goddamn knife collection ALONE!” Tom said sharply.
“That used to be MY gold mine!” Tom exclaimed.
“Could you please top humming that same letter of the alphabet over and over again?” said Tom, enchanted.
“Nobody could interview a disgraced ex-President like that British journalist,” Tom said frostily.
“I wonder if two half-vowels count as one vowel” said Tom shyly.
“I wish that Hogwarts ghost would just go away,” Tom said peevishly.
“What’s a Tom Swiftie?” asked Tom infinitely loopilly.
“My radio reception is crystal clear now!” said Tom ecstatically.
“Constrictive snakes have venomous barbs, I’m sure of it” said Tom boastingly.
“I’ll get this fire going,” Tom bellowed.
“When I said I’d dropped a clanger, I didn’t think it would be so literal” Tom bellowed.
“I’m afraid the Eagle’s thrusters have failed and you’ll be stuck on the moon,” said Tom apologetically.
“That poor insect is stuck in the septic tank”, said Tom, incessantly.
“The swimming pool at my French chateau is full of algae,” said Tom in an overt manner.
“She had such a nice ass,” Tom mooned.
“Don’t worry ma’am, I’ve warmed the instrument” said Tom speculatively.
“I need to get hold of the latest designer watch as soon as possible!” said Tom in a timely fashion.