“I sure pulled the wool over Ollie’s eyes” said Stan foolhardily.
“The Princess of Monaco has already dined” said the butler ingratiatingly.
“But I’ll never see her face again … sob …” said Prince Albert, disgracefully.
“Don’t worry Spike, not everyone dislikes you”, said Tom, soothingly.
“Casper was the mastermind behind this scheme” said Tom, giving up the ghost.
“Dad, tell your brother to keep quiet” said Tom unctuously.
“My great aunt Helena’s risen from her grave,” said Tom, hauntingly.
“My great aunt Josephine’s gone off on a quick road trip,” said Tom, jauntingly.
“I just bought some small speakers to improve high-frequency response” Tom tweeted.
“But I only have 140 characters to tell you about it”, said Tom, all a-twitter.
“No, no, not laboratory…vill you please tell me vhere I can find the lavatory” said Count Dracula peevishly.
“Stop…Stan”, said Tom, haltingly.
“Quicken and Money are all right as financial management tools, but they’re not my first choice”, said Tom, intuitively.
“I hate Microsoft Office,” said Tom, wordily.
“That joke was so funny I did a spit take with my breakfast juice” Tom bloviated.
“The marathon begins here at the delta” said Tom, running off at the mouth.
“What do you mean, you don’t have a table for us in the entire restaurant?” Tom asked, unreservedly.
“I think we’re lost. All we’ve been doing is driving in a circle” said Tom forthrightly.
“Viagra has really helped my relationship with Elizabeth” said Bob indolently.
“I see you’ve noticed that my left arm is smaller than my right one” said Tom witheringly.
“My name is Christian,” he said heartily.