“And that’s why Britain should switch to the American dollar,” Tom expounded.
“I accidentally swallowed my wife’s permanent mixture” said Tom with a lilt in his voice.
“My master ejected me from the house” said Tomcat, put out.
“Oh no! I thought that was a Hershey Bar I just ate!” said Tom laxly.
“I can see the entire countryside from here,” Tom said insightfully.
“Monsieur…I assure you that I have plugged in ze computer and pushed ze power button” said Pierre with a certain ennui.
“Stop, in the name of the law!” said Officer Tom, haltingly.
“Coochie coochie coo, Ms. Lange” Tom gesticulated.
“I not only swallow swords but large metal files as well” said Tom in a raspy voice.
“I see this is one of those movie theaters with stadium seating” said Tom with a tier in his eye.
“Look at the jugs on that babe!” Tom hooted.
“Damn, I didn’t get there in time. She already put her top back on”. said Tom, titillatingly.
“Yes, I’m holding my balls. You can proceed with your questioning”, Proconsul Thomasius testified.
“I’ll have you know that Bobby Hatfield and I had a lot hit records!” said Bill Medley self-righteously.
“My forbears came from Appalachia” Tom hollered.
“My new organ transplant is working perfectly” said Tom, heartened.
“I only take orders from married women” said Tom, mystified.
“Hey wait…what’s this I’m breathing?” said Tom, with an air of mystery.
Nm
“The rabbi’s body was found in an advanced state of decomposition” the coroner adjudicated.