“I’ve got Jim Beam Black Label, Wild Turkey, and Jack Daniels. What’s your favorite?” asked Tom, spiritedly.
“See, Johnny…7 take away 4 is 3,” said Tom, teaching his son a lesson.
“If the arrow goes into the red, it means your car’s engine is overheating” said Tom engagingly.
“Wait a minute while I put on this condom” said Tom, with things clearly going over his head.
“Read my lips,” said Sharon Stone to Michael Douglas.
“You really need an Altoid or something similar” Mary asserted.
“OK…happy now?” Tom said breathlessly.
“My will must stipulate that my estate is to be divided among my sons, daughters, nieces, nephews, grandsons and granddaughters” said Tom, putting on heirs.
“I identify for the most part with actors rather than film directors” said Tom, more hurt than angered.
That really should’ve said:
"My will must stipulate that my estate is to be divided among my sons, daughters, nieces, nephews, grandsons and granddaughters – haha, just kidding, I’m flat broke!" said Tom, putting on heirs.
Agree — your version is better.
“It would be laughable to give a gratuity for such terrible service” said Top tipsily.
“Is it just me, or is it very warm in here?” said Tom haughtily.
“Sure, you can borrow my laundry detergent” said Tom, giving his all.
“Sure, you can borrow my laundry detergent” said Tom, boldly.
“Sure, you can borrow my laundry detergent” said Tom, cheerily.
“Sure, you can borrow my laundry detergent” said Tom, tidily.
“Sure, you can borrow my laundry detergent” said Tom, though it wasn’t his biz-ness.
“Sure, you can borrow my laundry detergent” said Tom, though he had nothing to gain.
“Sure, you can borrow my laundry detergent” said Tom, before he was whisked away.
“Sorry, you can’t borrow my laundry detergent” said Tom, dashing his friend’s hopes.
“Sorry, you can’t borrow my laundry detergent” said Tom, as a miser often does.
“I’d let you borrow my laundry detergent, but I just used the last of it” said Tom. It was the end of an era.
“I can send this newsletter to my constituents without affixing any postage” the congressman said frankly.
“Sure you can borrow my laundry detergent, but then there won’t be any left for me,” said Tom, fabulously.
One for the northeast coast “Did you expect this type of weather on April 16th?” asked Tom, icily.
“Tell me about the Dog Star,” said Tom seriously.
“I’ve got nothing to say about Orion,” Tom said nebulously.
“Pass me that spliff,” Tom said bluntly.
“Before I sign off on this new swimsuit design, will you promise you can get Ms. Upton to model it?” Tom prevaricated.
“I’m through trying to find a taxi in this town” Tom exhaled.