(This one hits close to home — my district, in fact!)
“Thank God Congress expelled that goofy Representative from Ohio” Tom said extravagantly.
“You’ve been eating those potato chips ever since we arrived in England,” Tom said crisply.
“C’mon, Shirley, don’t start bawling” said Warren, anticipating a crisis.
“I have to check up on all four of my estates before the week is out” said Tom, minding his manners.
“I’m gonna need a plug-in if I want to convert this .wav file to an .mp3” said Tom lamely.
“I wouldn’t be caught dead in St. Louis,” said Tom archly.
“But I wouldn’t mind seeing that hall in Philadelphia,” said Tom, independently.
“Betcha wouldn’t dare go up that tower in Seattle”, Tom needled.
“Lord please hear my prayer” said Jonah, feeling down in the mouth.
“I guess I’m destined to spend the rest of my days hanging upside down by my feet” said the housefly, sealing his fate.
“The government has provided us funding for a new supply of whips” Tom said flagrantly.
“Good fences make good neighbors,” said Tom frostily.
“I don’t care, let’s just have dumplings,” said Tom wantonly.
“A cuckold’s bedroom is no place to get caught fucking in,” said Tom, flagrantly.
“I finally got the toilet unstopped” said Tom, flushed with success.
“I’m going to eat as much as I can,” said Tom emphatically.
“There’s a huge rip in this shirt!” said Tom tearfully.
“I keep pulling on the reins, but this damn horse won’t stop!” said Tom woefully.
“We’ll bury this rare china we stole in the back yard until the heat dies down” said Tom, dishing the dirt.
“First I’ll sniff some glue, then I’ll smoke some weed” Tom huffed and puffed.