tomndebb is a genocide denier

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That’s why I don’t think you guys read the links.

Originally Posted by Clothahump View Post
Many moons ago, I was getting amorous with a young lady and when I got her peeled down to bare skin, I found a tattoo. I got up, got dressed and got out.

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Climb on a plane and fly out to one of the desert states, such as Arizona. Get a car and drive out into the desert. Wait for the sun to go down and let it get good and dark. Step out and listen. You’ll hear a coyote howling at the moon.

That coyote’s howling at the moon is more intelligent and has more meaning than Bill Maher’s howling at the moon any day of the week.

Originally Posted by Clothahump
Fuck you, BG, and the horse you rode in on.

The original was in really big lettering.

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Ron Paul running for President is kinda like Pat Paulson running for President, except Paulson was funnier.

In fact, college football should be abolished. They’re supposed to be going there to get an education, not play games.

Originally Posted by clothahump
We need to go exactly the opposite direction: we need to slam the border shut, round up and run out the illegals that are here, and keep them out. That includes putting armed guards on the border and shooting folks until they get the message. It’s a hard line, but it needs to be done.

More on immigration

In short: the United States is fighting for its own survival here. Let me ask you a serious question here: if you were being attacked by someone, would you not fight back? Especially if you knew that person was going to rob and possibly kill you or your family? Any intelligent person would answer yes. Why then do you have such a problem with my advocating fighting back for survival?

Clothahump

Originally Posted by CBEscapee
Correct me if I’m wrong

You’re wrong.

On schools paddling children

Clothahump
I think it should be reintroduced in the schools.

Actions have consequences. And sometimes negative reinforcement teaches a lesson better than positive reinforcement.

Why he is against the ACA

Clothahump

The point is simple: there is no authority in the Constitution for the federal government to implement Obamacare, Social Security or Medicare. Period.

And fuck you and the horse you rode in on with that “in their ideal society the poor and sick would be left to die in the streets” bullshit. In an ideal society, even fucking morons like you would understand that it is not the government’s place to provide healthcare or social security.

And on founding the Clothahump Academy:

@Clothahump

I live in Houston, TX, which has one of the worst public school systems extant. I can’t do much, if anything, about HISD - I think it is broken beyond repair. I would like to offer an alternative and open a private, non-religious high school. We would stress excellence in academics, with a goal of all graduating seniors scoring 650+ on the SATs for example. We would also stress leadership and life skills as well. Every teacher would have a degree in the subject taught; no one with a degee in education will be hired, because I want teachers, not “educators”.

I realize that big bucks need to be raised to buy land and build a physical plant, etc. I’ve thought about approaching major corporations for grants and/or ongoing support, as well as applying for government grants. We would need a non-profit corp. set up, etc., so that people could make tax-deductible donations to us. We would have to jump through whatever hoops are required by the state and the Southern Association of Colleges and Schools to get accreditated properly.

At the moment, all I have is a dream. I’d like to make it a reality. The problem is that I haven’t really got a clue as to how to go about it. Anyone have any experience and/or suggestions as to how I can make it happen?

And all this is entirely straightfaced (as far as I can tell), like Bill O’Reilly or Stephen Colbert, but without being on the money train. It’s like a backyard BBQ when your Great Grand Uncle brings along his new middle aged stepson who gets drunk and spouts Hannity and Beck all day and is dead serious and GG Uncle is laughing his ass off.