It’s near enough 3 months since my last paid employment. Never before have I been intentionally unemployed so long. So I’ve got a bottle of cheap wine and a lasagne from Asda, and I’m going to get myself quietly sozzled.
Nothing wrong with getting a little schnockered. Drink up!
Enjoy and celebrate! Skál!
Dude, go for it!
And eat a piece of lasagne for me as I drool from the depths of Low-Carb Hell! 