My cat’s breath smells like cat food.
If you recall, though, it was freezing around here at the beginning of the month.
Thanks, Ralph.
67 F here. It’s hard for me to fathom this heat wave everyone keeps complaining about.
Add 33 degrees to your temperature and that’s what I was wandering around Chicago in on Saturday. At least.
Dewpoints of 86 in Minnesota!
I think that was our high temp yesterday in the Mojave Desert!
You poor bastards!
This is TMI, but… I think I’m constipated. Yes. Constipated. It’s making my abdomen, lower back and legs ache. I’ve been eating like crap the past few days and now I’m paying the price. The five pounds I’ve gained thanks to all the sodium really aren’t helping, either. I’m chugging water to help move things along and it’s working, but I also now have to get up to pee every 5 minutes. Which I guess is ok because I’m also forcing my ass out of my chair to walk around every once in a while. I hate this. I know better, but the junk tasted so good. But not this good. Dammit. That was completely not worth it. My penance on the treadmill isn’t going to be pleasant this evening. Stupid lack of willpower.
Carrying around both kids at the same time this morning probably didn’t help anything. Combined they weigh about 80 pounds.
It’s all fun and games until mommy throws her back out and/or has to take a poop. Fuck.
Right now it’s 96F with a dewpoint of 75F. Heat index is 109F.
I just got out of a nice cool shower, drinking ice water, and sitting near the a/c.
As with yesterday morning, the dewpoint and temp were the same. It was so damp out I could not see the house across the street.
I am anxiously waiting for November.
I was in Denver at that time, and the temps were consistently in the 90s. The drive there (through Kansas) included a solid half-day with temps over 100. At least it was dry. The last cool days I remember were in late June in Pittsburgh.
You picked a good time to be traveling. Milwaukee had been lagging probably six to eight weeks behind where the weather should have been for what felt like most of spring and early summer. I wish I could have spent February through June someplace nice and warm.
ETA:
**Conditions at the airport as of 1:52 p.m. CDT:
**Temperature: 91° F (33° C)
Heat Index: 101° F (38° C)
Leaning back in my chair to look out the window, it looks like the temperature display says 93° now, so it may have gotten hotter in the past hour.
Oh, and the dewpoint is 74° F (23° C)–we had some rain this morning that helped pull it down a bit.
Prunes or prune juice? That usually does the trick really nicely.
Shot From Guns, I just wanted to thank you for giving the temps in Celsius as well as Fahrenheit. I printed out a list of both temps and posted it by my computer, but I appreciate that. 
We might actually get up to 30 today! (86ºF) It’s even humid here - it feels very weird. It’s never humid here. I went for a long walk as usual - the sun was behind a cloud but I still felt hot. Freak show.
And yes, I’m having a big glass of water.
It always drives me nuts when people give a temperature in Celsius and I have to go dig up an online converter to get it in Fahrenheit so I can figure out what it feels like, so I assume the same must be true in reverse for people whose native unit is Celsius. 
Mmmmmmmmn big glasses of water.
Good idea. I have to stop at the store on the way back from work anyway. We have a dearth of fresh produce at home right now, which is part of my problem. Thanks to the water and moving around I’m starting to feel every so slightly better, but I think I could use the, ah, extra help.
I hate it when food bites back.
Speaking of which, the guy a couple rows over from me seems to have contracted Typhoid. No, really. Typhoid. Given his symptoms compared to mine, that’s not my issue, but still… Typhoid??
We are looking at four days of of 86 to 90 degress, with the Humidex putting it up to anywhere between 96 and 109 (note to my countrymen: 30-32 C, humidex of 36 to 43 C).
Whereever it’s not hot or humid enough, I need to be there.
My husband’s feeling bad about some work- and kid- related things right now…and by god he’s going to make sure everyone feels bad. I’ve tried to make things better, but that is not his intent. This week shall suck.
Theater: Dark, @ 68 degrees.
Parking Lot: 100 degrees, dewpoint 77. Heat Index something like 112. Bright sun.
I felt like a vampire stepping into the sunlight and heat. Man, that was harsh.
The car was worse.
Can someone please explain to me why it is that, when I google the phrase “Evidence for Global Warming” the very first hit is for the fucking institute for creation research?!?!? How did that happen? To be honest, we can’t complain if the skeptics win this argument. They’re just so much more committed.
I was advised one time that to convert Celsius into Fahrenheit, I should double the Celsius number and add 30. It wouldn’t be exact, but within a degree or two.
Anti rant:
TheKid and I just bathed the cats.
BWAH HA HA HA HA HA HA HA
No pics, as the camera is not waterproof. My bathroom floor is a lake. There is water dripping down the walls. My bathmats are sopping. We now have three very scrawny pissed off cats. Hell, TheKid and I are just as wet as they are.
But we’re smiling.
Pretty close, really. The exact method is multiply by 9, divide by 5 (in other words, multiply by 1.8), then add 32. So doubling will overshoot the 1.8, but adding only 30 will make up for it. And that’s good enough for ballparking.