Too Proud to Die - the Fighting Ignorants

Ah, seems I have a light. So I won’t curse the darkness, but instead i’ll use my lamp to illuminate the way. And I wish to stand behind the cleric because Auto’s setup just seems foolish to me as the Cleric seems the best suited for the Undead sorta things we may find and should be towards the front of the party… But I won’t complain. I’ll just make sure I’m behind the cleric and “helping” to light his way.

Indeed it would be foolish, if the cleric was worth his linguine. I trust steel over the spells of a meatball.

I’m not the only cleric!

Can I even turn undead or anything? I don’t think my average cleric can, but I remember it being mentioned in regards to one of the other ones.

Ahem.

The steps head more or less straight down into darkness, illuminated by the flickering orange-red glow of your torches. They were made quite wide - perhaps to allow the passage of a funeral cortege carrying a coffin - and if you need to you can easily go two abreast here. Walls are lined with masonry, still in good repair. After descending perhaps to cellar depth the stairs give way to a flagstoned floor and soon there is a junction off to your right. Your eyes are adjusting gradually to the poor light after the brightness of the morning.

Okay. Since Auto is in front I’ll get right behind him with my holy symbol out and ready to shine the yummy truth on some undead ass.

Hmmm… perhaps I’ll help out our other cleric, the less dramatically up front to the action one. I’ll fall back and help him see a bit better.

“Honestly, Auto, I find your lack of faith in our clerical friend… disturbing.”

Ummm, who said anything about me being in front. Last I checked I was near the back. Stop trying to get me killed al dente.

I’m the other cleric and I’m usually near the front. Plus, I’ve already stated that I have my holy symbol out in case of an emergency, uh, funeral service or something.

(I’m trying to pretend that there are no undead around. I can turn them, but they freak me out.)

Great, so my choices are the brave cleric up front who is afraid of the undead, or the one lost and who currently thinks that **Auto **being in the back is the front… hmmm…

I like the idea of Advancing Backwards! I shall rejoin my Brave Pastafarian friend in the back! You can never have too many people protecting the rear!

Oh, I’ll be taking magic missile for today. I doubt any of my other spells will be too useful against what we are likely to ecounter in a crypt.

And I’ll be taking my usual spot near the middle of the party formation.

I’m going to keep being the meat shield upfront with my shield and mace out.

“I don’t have any light sources can I get one of you guys with some light to come up and stand by me; I’d at least like to see the sword that’s going to take off my head.”

“I’m standing right next to you with a lit torch (I’m at the front). If you want your own, just ask.”

“Perfect and that way I can use your emergency funeral services as well.”

(Sorry guys - throat infection means I am not a happy camper, again. :mad: )

sings quietly to himself “This little light of mine… i’m gonna let it shine… this little light of mine… hmmmh mmmh mmmh… this little light of mine.

“Wow, this sure is one damn long hallway,” opines Autolycus.

Melon checks if any of his companions will let him piggyback while he sleeps.

Gets his “Flames and Trolls” game master guide, a few character sheets, dice and pencils
“Any body wanna game while we wait?, this is a role playing game where the characters are posters on a message board…”

“Oh, I’ve played that before! I want to make a black, afro’d white hat hacker who makes an elven fighter.”

“I’ve got dibs on being a troll.”