Too stupid !

I found this by following a link I found on another site.

This story begins 2 hours one minute and 30 seconds into the show and goes for about eight minutes. It is the sad tale of porn films, a strip club, a naked woman, rum, fire, eyebrows, eyelashes, pubic hair and a man’s nose.

http://stream1.iims.intelonline.com/viewweb/prn/file/phhd0512122000.asx

I am somewhere between shocked and ROFLMBFAO.

aaarrrrgggghhhhh !
http://stream1.iims.intelonline.com/viewweb/prn/file/phhd0512122000.asx
Just shoot me, please.

“I had my pants down, Phil, to determine if she had what it takes. That’s how my pubic hair got singed off”

Too funny.
Yeah buddy, you needed a private show for ‘research’. Very believable.

If it’s good enough for JDT…

Too funny.

I love the way Mr I’m a handsome man and his attorney kept wrestling for the phone too. He sounds like a real class act. NOT

I just have to wonder if this idiot actually expects a judge to order this woman to make these porn films at all, free or not. If they did wouldn’t that be something akin to rape ?

That would be sexual intercourse again her will by court order.
Not gonna happen IMHO.

I wonder if he realizes just how stupid he sounds.

$150 000 for two films!!Oh my hat!! I reckon the biggest budgetary expense is probably going to be the price of the two video cassettes.

He had his pants down to see if she had what it takes, like not personal gratification or something.

I love it, wonder if there wil be any follow up, I’d just love to be a fly on the wall at the hearing.

“I’m very good looking. She should be grateful I’m giving her this opportunity to be in this film with me.” This guy is a piece of work. I’m also a little dubious about that $150,000 figure.

$75,000 for one porno film from an unknown talent? No way in Hell.

They get $1,000 - $1,500. It’s one day of work! Besides, they’re trying to cut costs as much as possible. If pornos had $75,000 to spend on one person they wouldn’t have that God awful music in the background.
OK, so…how does one get their eyebrows AND pubic hair singed without being completely engulfed in flames?

I think his pubes got singed when she spit out the flaming 151 laughing after he whipped out his “qualifications.”

Maybe he got scorched when he told her he was to be the co-star. :smiley:

The talkshow in question is a put on. It’s broadcast every weekday on a local radio station here, and is designed to inflame. The whole purpose behind it is to take the whole Springer thing to an even lower level. The people you hear on the show are actors. I’ve heard a few of the shows while commuting, and one of the actors, whom I’ve heard playing vastly different roles, has a very distinctive voice. When such role playing isn’t taking place, the host does opinion monologues guaranteed to send folks into paroxysms of rage, and then takes calls from them in which he insults the callers in order to fan the flames higher.

It’s only one actor actually. Phil Hendrie does all the voices on the show. Only the callers are real.

Well, then he’s a fairly effective mimic. I have heard people call in to rant at the show’s “guests” though, and multiple people will be shouting over each other at the same time, including Hendrie and his featured guest. This could be done with multi-tracking, but that would seem to indicate that even the call-ins are Hendrie or someone else associated with the show. Either that, or he has astoundingly good sound editors.

Are you sure? I’ve only heard Hendrie a few times, but I’ve never heard him and his “guest” speak at the same time. Maybe it just sounds like it with so many of the callers yelling at once.

You maybe right, I was searching for other message boards one night and ran across this one

[url[http://pub15.bravenet.com/forum/show.asp?usernum=1206482998

The first message on the page was called *Check me out" , the user name was Chris Norton. Being the curious soul I am, I opened it. That is where the link was posted.

** Warning if you go to that board, be prepared to run away screaming. I felt so dirty that I had to shower after reading there that one time and have not been back **

Damn !

http://pub15.bravenet.com/forum/show.asp?usernum=1206482998

It’s been awhile, and I could be wrong Opus. But to verify that, I would have to listen to the show again, and I can’t see that happening. :slight_smile:

There’s an audio file of Phil explaining his show at the following address:

http://www.egroups.com/files/PhilHendrie/

Click on the “Phil Explains His Show” link. (You have to create an egroup account to listen)