Tooting Your Own Horn (at the encouragement of others)

I was chuckling at pepperlandgirl’s delightful statement about the porn-shop merchandise and realized that there are a lot of classic quotable lines from these threads. What is something you’ve said that got cheers from other Dopers?

Here’s my claim to fame:

Personally, I think that we should use taxpayer’s money to pay drug-crazed homosexual flag-burning felons to come into citizens’ homes to confiscate their guns and teach Satanism to their children. But that’s just my opinion. Some folks may disagree.

What’s yours?