Top Ten Things the US Found up Saddam's Azz

Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
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X’s Top Ten List the US found up Saddam’s Azz… enjoy…

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10) Plastic Dildo

  1. Bob & Neil

  2. Wolf Blitzer

  3. Pelvatron the Perfect Penis

  4. Water Melon

  5. Wet/Dry Shop Vac

  6. The Bismark

  7. U.S.S. Discovery

  8. A serious gas build up
    and the #1 thing found up Saddam’s Azz

  9. His brains

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What? - No Sean Penn?

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  1. Jimmy Hoffa
  2. A U.S. Army boot
  3. Alladin’s lamp
  4. Yassir Arafat’s head scarf
  5. WMD
  6. Quite an echo echo echo
  7. Signed copy of Satanic Verses
  8. Paris Hilton video (it’s everywhere else, why not?)
  9. Dictatorship for Dummies

and the no.1 thing:

  1. A pack of Camel’s (no not the cigarettes)
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Shoot:

  1. should have been, OBL’s head scarf.
    :smack:
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A receipt, showing he sold all his WMD to PETA.

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A Dick.

This explains why you haven’t seen Cheney on television lately.

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  1. Pounded sand.
  2. Hanging chads.
  3. Cheney’s nose, pronounced “Halliburton”
  4. Ann Coulter’s nose: hysteria sells books.
  5. George W.s nose: this is the horse he’s gonna ride to re-election.
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Moderator’s Notes:

Well, it looks like the usual crowd is gonna turn yet another pointless and humorous thread into something better suited to the Pit with their political cheap shots at the Bush administration. Lemme give you all a word of advice: Don’t. I’ve asked many, many times that political crap not be placed in this forum.

This notice goes to you especially, lissener. You’re griping over in the Pit about a thread in another forum that you don’t think belongs there while one of the reasons it may not belong there is because you’ve polluted it with remarks like you’ve made in this one. I notice you’re also griping that “the mods are ignoring us.” If you post political bullshit like that again in this thread, or any other in MPSIMS, and you’ll wish I was ignoring you.

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Sorry about that UB (am I part of the usual crowd?) mine was meant more as a sophmoric “dick” joke than a political discourse. Point taken.

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Don’t know what was up his ass, but it left scud marks on his underwear.

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If you scrutinize UncleBeer’s Moderator’s Notes, you’ll notice he subliminally slipped in a really good answer:

political crap

:smiley:
Pb hopin’ this is taken for the MPSIM statement he intended.

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Weapons of ass destruction (Can’t believe noone has posted that yet)

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the two above me are great :slight_smile:

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If they find my car keys up there, let me know, cause I can’t find them anywhere…