Torgo's 374th Post!!

Well, what can one say? It’s an honor, not only to have reached the pivotal 374-post milestone, but to have the support and admiration of all my SDMB bretheren. I’m sure that when I first joined this board many of you thought I would never reach this point–indeed, many of you thought I would never be able to stand erect and stop drooling–but here I am! Thanks again for all your wonderful support and please send porn, thank you.


“My hovercraft is full of eels.”

Congratulations, Torgo!

(Hey. Any excuse to party…)


God is my co-pilot. Blame Him.

And are you having fun yet? With 374 posts in nearly a year, it seems as though you don’t post nearly enough mundane, pointless… stuff. You should go to ATMB and post about 30 test posts a day. ( ;))

Wait wait wait, you say you’re standing erect and not drooling now?

Can we see some proof of this?

::slapping Torgo on the back:: Woo Hoo good buddy! Have a beer on me! Trust me, standing erect and not drooling is way overated IMHO.

Once my brother and my friend and I were all playing in the basement. There was a big metal pole in the basement. I hit my head on it. It hurt a lot. I sort of bent over and gasped out my pain. And drooled. So I was drooling and not erect.

Here’s to Torgo!


I sold my soul to Satan for a dollar. I got it in the mail.

Oh, Mother, look how our little Torgo has grown.
And he’s still a *******. :stuck_out_tongue: