Havin my baby,
What a lovely way
of saying how much you love me…
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Havin’ my baby
What a lovely way
of saying how much you love me
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Evil! You’re all so Evil! I may never recover now…
<running from the room screaming, holding her head in agony>
Aaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh…
(Dodging missiles, fully instituting a scorched earth, mutually assured destruction policy …)
*Baby cried the day the circus came to town,
Cuz she didn’t want parades just passing by her,
So she (something something) smile and (something something) a clown,
And she danced without a net under the wire
I know a lot about her, cuz you see
Baby was an awful lot like me
I told her
Don’t cry out looooouuuud
Just keep it insiiiiiide
And learn how to hide your feelings
Fly high and proooooouuud
And if you should falllllll
Remember you almost had it all.*
“You should tell the truth, expose the lies and live in the moment.” - Bill Hicks
She’s my cherry pie
Cool drink of water, such a sweet surprise
Tastes so good, make a grown man cry
Sweet cherry pie
You’re welcome.
“I’ll tell you a secret, baby - maybe you can’t do better - gotta settle for second best” - the Judybats
:::Grabs microphone and straightens the lapels on his sky-blue tux:::
Thank you, thank you. You’re too kind.
Ahh. All these old songs just make me misty, and I’m glad you feel the same way about them that I do. Here’s a little tune about these classics… Ahem.
“Yesterday’s songs
Don’t stay around long
Not much anymore”
(Thank you.)
"Yesterday’s words
Don’t make themselves heard
Like they did before.
:::Strikes a faux-Elvis stance:::
Baby, yesterday’s blues
May be yesteray’s news
But the truth always stays the same
And the good things will never change
Like sayin’ I love you
Sayin’ I love you
Yesterday’s songs
Don’t seem to belong
They’re here, and they’re gone
Yesterday’s moves
Don’t stay in the grooves
They keep moving on
Maybe yesterday’s rhyme
Was for yesterday’s time
And the future’s not ours to see
But there’s some things that always will be
Like sayin’ I love you
Sayin’ I love you"
Oh, thank you all so much.
That’s the show, good night!
Remember to visit the gaming tables on your way out!
-MrKaraokeKing
When someone annoys you it takes 42 muscles to frown. But it takes only 4 muscles to extend your arm and whack them in the head.
:::Grabs microphone and straightens the lapels on his sky-blue tux:::
Thank you, thank you. You’re too kind.
Ahh. All these old songs just make me misty, and I’m glad you feel the same way about them that I do. Here’s a little tune about these classics… Ahem.
“Yesterday’s songs
Don’t stay around long
Not much anymore”
(Thank you.)
"Yesterday’s words
Don’t make themselves heard
Like they did before.
:::Strikes a faux-Elvis stance:::
Baby, yesterday’s blues
May be yesteray’s news
But the truth always stays the same
And the good things will never change
Like sayin’ I love you
Sayin’ I love you
Yesterday’s songs
Don’t seem to belong
They’re here, and they’re gone
Yesterday’s moves
Don’t stay in the grooves
They keep moving on
Maybe yesterday’s rhyme
Was for yesterday’s time
And the future’s not ours to see
But there’s some things that always will be
Like sayin’ I love you
Sayin’ I love you"
Oh, thank you all so much.
That’s the show, good night!
Remember to visit the gaming tables on your way out!
-MrKaraokeKingItAll
When someone annoys you it takes 42 muscles to frown. But it takes only 4 muscles to extend your arm and whack them in the head.
This calls for extreme measures! Let’s see…
Could this be the magic at last?
Come! Come, come into my life,
Let me know the wonder of all of you…
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I once lived in an apartment where an aerobics studio was across a small courtyard outside my windows. Among the tunes that they played is Afternoon Delight, but with an aerobics beat. Imagine, if you will, waking up to the early class playing Afternoon Delight with a throbbing disco beat.
Thank you all very, very much for dredging up these memories. :::holding his head:::
(By the way, that apartment was also the one where the upstairs neighbor had only tape for his stereo – Madonna’s greatest hits album. He would come home after work and put it on every day for six months. I knew it was a tape because each day it would start in the middle of the song that he stopped in on the previous night.)
Wow. VB knows cheesy warrent songs too. Kinda spooky.
Speaking of spooky…
“I got a little change in my pocket, goin’ jing-a-ling-a-liiiing
Thought I’d call ya on the telephone, thought I’d give ya a riiiing”
That’s right. Georgia Satilites(sp). I went there.
A couple more for your listening torture…
“Loving you, is easy because you’re beautiful…La la la la la, la la la la la, la la la lalalalalalalalalala…”
“I’ve got a tear in my beer, ‘cause I’m cryin’ for ya dear.
You’re on my lonesome mind.”
And, just becasue I’m feeling extra evil, here’s two from Suzzanne Vega
“My name is Luka(sp)
I live on the second floor
I live upstairs from you
yes I think you’ve seen me before”
And…
“Do do do do do do do do
do do do do do do do do
do do do do do do do do,
do do do do do do do do.”
Never has my sig. been more appropriate.
You say “cheesy” like that’s a BAD thing.
I got a brand new pair of rollerskates, you’ve got a brand new key…
Oh! Oh what a lonely boy…Oh what a lonely boy…Oh what a lonely boy…
“If I had to live your life, I’d be begging to have someone pop out both my eyes. Just in case I came across a mirror.” - android209 (in the Pit)
Zettecity
“She’ll be ridin’ Wiiiiillldddfiiiiirirre
She’ll be ridin’ Wiiiillldddfiiiiiirre…
She’ll be riding WIIIIiiiiIIIIIlllllddddddd
FiiiIIIIIIRRRRRRRE!”
Michael Murphy (?) I believe it’s called “Wildfire”. I submitted this selection to Dave Barry when he asked for nominations for worst song ever and he printed it in his column.
JillGat: I kiss you!
Those were the days was one of my grandmother’s favorite songs. I can’t tell you how many times I heard it as a kid, and it actually brings back very fond memories.
Now that I’m done being all mushy, I’ve got just two more words to say:
Pina coladas.
Heh.
Changing my sig, because Wally said to, and I really like Wally, and I’ll do anything he says, anytime he says to.
Midnight, not a sound from the pavement…
Thank god that show is closing.
More proof the Japanese economy is in the toilet: Not enough tourists to support ‘Cats’
If it jams, force it; if it breaks, it needed replacing anyway.
Ebony and ivory
Live together in perfect harmony
Side by side on my piano keyboard
Oh Lord
Why don’t we?
“Shut up! I’m having a rhetorical conversation!”
“They say we’re young and we don’t know
Won’t find out unti-i-il we grow…”
“I think we’re alone now
There doesn’t seem to be anyone arou-ound…”
“How do I get through one night without you
If I had to live without you what kind of life would that be
Oh, I need you in my arms need you to hold
You’re my world my heart my soul
If you ever leave…
Baby you would take everything good in my life
And tell me now, how do I live without you?
I want to know how do I breathe without you?
If you ever go, how do I ever, ever survive?
How do I, how do I, oh how do I live?”
"I can’t find a reason to let go
Even though you’ve found a new love
And she’s what your dreams are made of
I can find a reason to hang on
What went wrong can be forgiven
Without you it ain’t worth livin’… alone
Sometimes I wake up crying at night
And sometimes I scream out your name
What right does she have to take you away
When for so long you were mine"
Your Official Cat Goddess since 10/20/99.
SD chat:
<Jophiel> Kat’s here! the board must be down!
My gosh, that’s a dirty song. I had no idea. :o
And they were John Denver’s backup singers, too. And while we’re on that subject:
Almost heaven,
West Virginia,
Blue Ridge Mountains,
Shenandoah River…
Catrandom
Country road
Take me home
To the place
I belong
West Virginia
Mountain mama
Take me home
Country road.
You do realize it took me weeks to get that out of my head the last time it took up residence?
I must think of a suitable punishment…
And here’s the start of it:
He’s got the whole world in his hands,
He’s got the whole world in his hands,
He’s got the whole world in his hands,
He’s got the whole world in his hands.
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Yer pal,
Satan