Torture your fellow Dopers ....

“Let’s wait a while…
Before it’s too late,
Let’s wait a while…
Befoooooooore weeee go too fahaaaar…”

“Two steps forward, and two steps back,
We fit together 'cause opposites attract!”

“I could hardly believe it,
When I heard the news today.
I had to come and get it,
Straight from yooooohoooooo…”

“Music was my first looooooooove…”

“A long, long time ago,
I can still remember when
The music used to make me smile…”

“It was a theme she had on scheme he had,
told in a foreign lahaand…”

And if we’re doing cheesy Warrant stuff:
“First time I went to California…”

“You know you make me wanna…
SHOUT!”

Boy, am I in an EVIL mood today… sorry, had a bad nights sleep and now I want you all to feel just as miserable as me :smiley:


Coldfire


"You know how complex women are"

  • Neil Peart, Rush (1993)

Cheezy Radio voice on

And now, a classic from the seventies guaranteed to get you int that Dancing mood,
It s Baccarra

“Yes sir, I can boogie, but if you play my favourite song,
I can boogie,
boogie woogie,
All night LOONNGGG”

or

" Oh Nikita you will never know,"

or

“I never knew, that you liked Pina coladas”

or

“I’ve got a brand new pair of rollerskates and I’ll give you the key”
[/hijack]
there was a great version of that song released by a band called the Wurzels
that went something like this
“I ve got a brand new combine harvester and I’ll give you the key,
come on now lets plough together in perfect harmony.
I’ve got 20 acres, and you’ve got 43,
I’ve got a brand new combine harvester and I’ll give you the key”


J
Because Fido ate the Hand Grenade for me,
When the Tans came round to search the house at tea,
I said, “Take this, dog, and eat”,
He thought it was a can of meat,
It was the hand grenade that Fido ate for me.

You take my breath awaaaaaaaaaaaay…Rex Smith.

Just be thankful I wasn’t able to get my hands on the lyrics.

Don’t want no short people 'round here.

ahem:

The ink is black,
The page is white,
Together we learn
To read and write.

What? We have a request?

OOH! OOH!

You know I never,
I never saw you look so good
You never act the way you should
but I like it
And I know you like it, too
the way that I want you
I got to have you
Oh yes, I do
You know I never,
I never ever stay out late
You know that I can hardly wait,
just to see you
And I know you cannot wait,
wait to see me too
I gotta touch you

Chorus:
Cause baby, we’ll be
at the drive-in
in the old man’s Ford
behind the bushes
till I’m screamin’ for more
Down the basement
lock the cellar door,
and baby
talk dirty to me

You know I call you
I call you on the telephone
I’m only hoping that you’re home
so I can hear you
When you say those words to me
and whisper so softly
I gotta hear you

Chorus

He’s got the whole world in his hands,
He’s got the whole wide world in his hands,
He’s got the whole world in his hands,
He’s got the whole world in his hands…


Disable Similes in this Post

Her name was Lola, she was a showgirl
With yellow feathers in her hair and a dress cut down to there
She would merengue and do the cha-cha
But while she tried to be a star,
Tony always tended bar
Across the crowded floor, he worked from 8 til 4
They were young and they had each other
Who could ask for more?

At the Copa, Copacabana
The hottest spot north of Havana
At the Copa, Copacabana
Music and passion were always in fashion
At the Copa…they fell in love.

His name was Rico. He wore a diamond.
He was escorted to his chair, he saw Lola dancing there
And when she finished, he called her over,
But Rico went a bit to far,
Tony sailed across the bar
And then the punches flew and chairs were smashed in two
There was blood and a single gun shot
But just who shot who?

At the Copa, Copacabana
The hottest spot north of Havana
At the Copa, Copacabana
Music and passion were always in fashion
At the Copa…she lost her love.

Copa… Copacabana… music and passion… always the fashion…

Her name was Lola, she was a showgirl,
But that was 30 years ago, when they used to have a show.
Now it’s a disco, but not for Lola,
Still in the dress she used to wear,
Faded feathers in her hair.
She sits there so refined, and drinks herself half-blind.
She lost her youth and she lost her Tony,
Now she’s lost her mind!

At the Copa, Copacabana
The hottest spot north of Havana
At the Copa, Copacabana
Music and passion were always in fashion
At the Copa…don’t fall in love.

Kill the Wabbit!
Kill the Wabbit!
Kill the Wabbit!
Kill the Wabbit!


I understand all the words, they just don’t make sense together like that.

That was you, huh? cool!

You took apart the song’s inane reference to a ‘killing frost’ too, IIRC. Bless you.

My turn:

“Oh Mandy, and you came and you gave without taking
but I sent you away, oh Mandy…”

and:

“Teen angel, can you see me,
teen angel, can you hear me?
Are you somewhere up above,
and am I still your own true love?”

and who could forget:

“I’ve just gotta get a message to you, wo-aye, wo-aye,
one more hour and my life will be through, wo-aye, wo-aye.”

And a couple more recent entries:

“I’m a Barbie girl, in a Barbie world…”

and

“One day
when my life has passed me by,
I’ll sit around and wonder why
you were always there for me…”

That should inflict enough pain for now.

The “One Night in Spiffled” thread reminded me of this gem…

"One night in Bangkok and the world’s your oyster
The bars are temples but the pearls ain’t free
You’ll find a god in every golden cloister
And if you’re lucky then the god’s a she
I can feel an angel sliding up to me.

One night in Bangkok makes a hard man humble
Not much between despair and ecstasy
One night in Bangkok and the tough guys tumble
Can’t be too careful with your company.
I can feel the devil walking next to me."

(I would find more glee in infecting you all with this song if it weren’t cycling through my head as well now. Just goes to show that crime doesn’t pay.)

Amadeus Amadeus
Amadeus
Amadeus Amadeus
Amadeus
Amadeus Amadeus
o-o-o Amadeus

Come and rock me Amadeus!
I’m so good, I can poison your minds with cheesy, worthless songs that won’t leave your head ** that don’t have any words!**

Cue the synthesizers for some “Axel F”

Doo, dee doo-doo dee doo doo
Doo dee doo-doo dee doo doo
Doo-doo dee doo-doo-doo-doo dee-dooooh

I’m a cruel bastard.


“You should tell the truth, expose the lies and live in the moment.” - Bill Hicks

I must be the only one here who likes Rock Me Amadeus. I would much prefer to have that in my brain than that damn Mambo #5. Also, I like the stupid Blue song…at least, I like the mindless, repetitive chorus. The parts about the blue dog and every-thing-is-blue I could live without.

How about “Jerimiah was a bullfrog. He was good friend of mine. I never understood a single word he said, but I helped him to drink his wine”

Or “I think I’m turning Japanese, I think I’m turning Japanese, I really think so!”

Then there’s “Dancing Queen, young and sweet, only seventeen”

And who could forget “Domo arigato, Mr. Roboto, Domo…Domo!”

And of course we have “A little diddy about Jack and Diane, two ‘Merican kids growin’ up in the heartleand”

And what about “If there’s something strange in your neighbornood, who ya gonna’ call? GHOISTBUSTERS!”

And I alomost forgot “Relax, don’t do it when you want to go to it. Relax, don’t do it when you want to come.”

But the best/worst of all time has to be that purple monsters’s “I love you, you love me, we’re a happy family.”

My baby takes the morning train;
He works from 9 to 5 and then
He takes another home again
To find me waiting for him!

Ok - a pox on you all! Truly a mean thing.

But here’s my contribution. :wink:

*I get knocked down
and I get up again
your never gonna keep me down

I get knocked down
and I get up again
your never gonna keep me down
ect…ad nauseum


I struggle every day to be the kind of person my dog thinks I am.

“Do you be-LIEEEEEVVE in life after love?
I really don’t think you’re strong enough, NO!”

<repeat ad nauseum, lots of horrid sound effects>

“It’s all about the money
it’s all about the bum bum budda de bum
I don’t think it’s funny
to see you fade AWAY!”

Whatever that means. I don’t know if that song got any airplay in the US, but Europeans should cringe accordingly.

“Just another manic Monday
whoa-oh-oh
Wish it were Sunday
whoa-oh-oh
Cause that’s my funday
whoa-oh-oh
My I don’t have to run day”

I actually like that song. But it does get stuck in the head pretty easily.


~Harborina

“Don’t Do It.”

Now I know you’ve heard this worn out line about love at first sight
but I never knew those words were true 'til you walked in tonight
all it took was just one look knocking me off of my feet
I’m not a man of many words so I’ll make this short and sweet.

  • could-ya-would-ya-ain’t-ya-gonna-if-i-ask-ya-would-you-want-ta
    **Be my baby tonight **
    take a chance slow dance make a little romance honey it’ll be alright
    girl you got wishing we were hugging and a kissing and of holding each other tight
    so could-ya-would-ya-ain’t-ya-gonna-if-I-ask-ya-would-you-want-ta
    **Be my baby tonight… ** *

You have to sing it with a country drawl though…


Any connection between your reality and mine is purely coincidental.

Salinqmind took my first thought (I always hated that stupid Wildfire song).

And I thank you all for completely ruining my lunch break - UGH!

So I guess I’ll just have to torture you with some of my own suggestions…

Cat’s in the cradle and the silver spoon
Little boy blue and the man in the moon.
When you comin’ home Dad?
I don’t know when. But we’ll get together then, son.
You know we’ll have a good time then.


I’ve been through the desert on a horse with no name
It’s so good to be out of the rai-ain.
In the desert you can’t remember your name
'Cuz there ain’t no one for to give you no pain.
La laaaaa la la-la la la la, la la la. laaaa la.
La laaaaa la la-la la la la, la la la. laaaa la.


(and just to torment Grace a little bit…)

I found her diary underneath a tree
And started reading about me.
The words she’d written took me by surprise.
You’d never read them in her eyes.
They said that she had found the love she’d waited for.
Wouldn’t you know it – she wouldn’t show it.

And as I go through my life, I will wish for her my wife, all the sweet things I can find.

:smiley:


“How wonderful it is that nobody need wait a single moment before starting to improve the world.” - Anne Frank

I tell ya, Shayna, that post give the lie to your sig line! :slight_smile:

Boys will be boys
bad boys, bad boys
Boys will be boys
Bad boys, bad boys

Bad, bad, bad, bad boys
You make me feel so good
Bad, bad, bad, bad boys
You make me feel so good.

(Keep in mind, these people make millions for this.)


“You should tell the truth, expose the lies and live in the moment.” - Bill Hicks

eden: No, you’re not the only one who likes “Rock Me Amadeus.” I like it. I also like “One Night In Bangkok.”

“You can dance if you want to,
You can leave your friends behind,
But your friends don’t dance
And if they don’t dance
Well they ain’t no friends of mine…”

Or something like that.


Changing my sig, because Wally said to, and I really like Wally, and I’ll do anything he says, anytime he says to.