Pah - I think not, Feynn - my FairyChatMom Invisible Suit of Invincibility[sup]TM[/sup] is custom fit to my own personal curves - I mock your big-screen TV then whack it with my patented FairyChatWand[sup]TM[/sup] sending sparks thither and yon, igniting what little was not incinerated by {b]Le Sang**!! Die, dinosaur, die!!!
Broken Doll walks in and starts biting everyone’s legs off…
Mnementh runs around the room, randomly tearing people asunder with his bare hands, laughing insanely
Ladies and gentlemen, this is what is commonly known as C-4 Strapped to my chest. It’s a rather potent explosive, and I have here more than enough to level Iraq.
And tied down right here is my ex-girlfriend, whose e-mails professing her “Undying” love for me I discovered earlier tonight…
::Starts puffing on a cigarette::
So, If you’ll all just run away screaming… that’s right…
::Takes a small firecracker::
::Lights it with cigarette::
::Casually tosses it into pile of C-4::
Here comes oblivion. Enjoy…
KABOOOOOOM
::walks in with an M14 in one hand, a Thompson submachine gun in the other, a Guvmint .45 auto on each hip, knife and tomahawk hanging from belt, frag grenades hanging off the vest, and pulling a small thermonuclear device in a Radio Flyer::
You rang?
::falls over laughing, and uses her prone position to bite people’s ankles and trip them::
Totoro, use C4 like this - electronically…
Rolls in small keg of nails with 4 sticks of c4 in it. Presses red button on remote control form outside...Frag time!!!
ANDYGIRL!!! I’m shocked. When I met you, you never said you were a Methodist…
:paints a large X on the ground:
Cool. The Death Star is overhead. We’re using this spot as a testing area. Don’t panic, I don’t think we’ll destroy the planet…
I’ve got a pointy stick and I’m meanacing people with it- AND I’m thinking unhappy thoughts.
::chains Wonko the Sane to the Bomb::
Where’s my tie-dyed shirt? Remember? Swiddles’ patron-sainting thread?
::play’s little almost-pushing-the-button games with the remote detonator::
Verrain walks in with his thumb and forefinger outstretched and an evil glint in his eyes. “I’m crushing your head!”
Damnable smileys and apostrophies. Corrected above.
Send me a shipping address and I’ll have it to you within the month.
I’m playing little poking you with a pointed stick game.
The bomb.
Someone set me up the bomb…?
Stepping into the room and seeing everyone helpless with laughter at Wonko’s antics, I calmly walk over, pick up the nearest blunt object and begin beating some heads in. 
::briefly leaves the room::
::returns in a Jeep with a 106mm recoilless rifle on the back::
:returns to his thread with an evil glint in his eye…and a flamethrower:
WHOOOOOOOOOSHHHHHH! Y’all are TOAST!
<dons a ice-cube jumpsuit and hat>
frobozz climbs to the highest vantage point and begins flinging dung about indiscriminately.
[sub]wanna see what else i learned from watching the monkeys at the zoo?[sub]
rides a nuke directly into ground zero of the Dope Wargrounds, while waving a cowboy hat and shouting “Yee-haw!!!” at the top of his lungs
KABOOOOM
…in his guise of Thug07
In one hand: Ghetto blaster playing “Cop Killer” at max volume
In the other: Ak-47
“When you absolutely, positively must kill every single last Doper in the room, accept no substitutes.”
BADDA-BADDDA-BADDA-BADDA-BADDA