Mix and match all your favorite sci-fi tv shows and movies.
Take characters out of context, make them do things from other shows… You’re all pretty smart and witty, you get the picture.
I’ll start
The Doctor materializes his TARDIS on the bridge of Archer’s Enterprise, looking for his Time Lord friend, Porthos. The Enterprise has just dropped out of warp because it found an oddly configued moon orbiting a gas giant.
“That’s no moon,” says The Doctor. "That’s a space station!
One of the best of these was a fanfic Dr. Who episode (with the fifth Doctor – very important) who landed in Cornwall England in the 30s and gets mistaken for a local veterinarian. Later, the Master mistakes the vet’s brother for Winston Churchill.
(I suppose that’s about as obscure connection as anyone can come up with.)
For extra effect, the vet’s brother should mistake the Master for the Spanish Ambassador…
(And, just to be annoying…)
“Yes,” said T’Pol. “Specifically, it appears to be the United States’ Ronald Reagan space station, constructed in Earth orbit in the early 21st century. Most intriguing.”
“A time eddy!” the Doctor exclaimed. “Have you encountered any other unusual effects lately?”
“Well,” Lt. Reed said hesitantly, “we did spot some strange things when we passed by the remnants of Hendrick’s Supernova recently.”
“Hendrick’s Supernova? Well, that explains it!” The Doctor looked at the baffled faces of the bridge crew. “Oh, come on! You must have records of Hendrick’s Supernova. Try the archives of the British Rocketry Group. Or the Department for the Measurement of Scientific Works. Or Department 7, at a pinch.”
(Brownie points for whoever can get those references…)
Perseus realized he was in trouble when he realized that this was a vampire gorgon…
(Think about it.)
Then, Porthos’ ESP kicked in and He realized this was a trap. Unfortunately, no one understood his frantic efforts to communicate this, thinking instead, that he was just humping T’Pol’s leg because of that awesome uniform.
“Did you say something?” asked The Doctor. (it’s # 4, btw)
“I was just telling Porthos to stop doing my job,” replied Archer.
“Oh,” said The Doctor, “I thought I just heard a sound not completely unlike a thousand people all saying ‘Wop’ at one time.”
“CAPTAIN!” Yelled Squeekers, at the comm station. “THERE’S A MESSAGE THINGY COMING IN FOR YOU!”
“On screen.”
It was Eddy, from the Space Time Continuum. Formerly captain of the space station Ronald Reagan
“Well, um…” stammered Eddy. “Prepare to be, well, um…”
“Boarded? Assimilated? Served? What?” asked Archer, inexplicably doing a Groucho Marx impression while asking.
“I don’t like my teddy!” said Eddy, and Captain Archer knew at once he was a no-good kid.