So I figure, we’re paying customers now, we should get real service from this message board. I’m not talking about faster searches, or quicker response time, or any of that nonsense. I’m talking about cutting-edge technology that will improve the quality of discussion and make the boards a better place for all, ensuring peace and democracy and a restoration of family values throughout the world.
My big request is the “Boorish One-Note Wonder” plug-in. For example, mine would read:
Sorry, SolGrundy, the Administrators of this board have determined that you can only mention your sexual orientation in a post once every thirty minutes. Please try again later.
What would yours be?