Toxic Waste Hi-voltage bubble gum!!!!

Cafe Society
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I was in the Dollar Store today and one of the things I bought was a pack of Toxic Waste Hi-Voltage bubble gum.

The first thing that piqued my interest about this stuff is that’s it’s made in Pakistan.
More on that later.

The second was that the package brags that it has a “shockingly sour core”. :rolleyes: Yeah, big deal.

I tried the Blue Raspberry flavor first. Bit into the rod of gum. Good gum. sweet. Core is a little gritty but it’s really not all that sou…!!!:eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek: HOLY SHNIKIES!!

This is the most sour thing I’ve ever had in my life! It makes warheads, Cry Babies and Tear Jerkers seem like Sweet Tarts!

It’s so freaking sour it’s painful! The sourness actually burned my mouth! 7 hours later my tongue still hurts! Usually it takes very many pieces of sour candy or gum to get this sensation. I only bit about an inch off of this thing.

This has to be THE most sour thing on the planet Earth. Maybe even in the entire universe!

Perhaps it’s made in Pakistan because Osama Bin Laden is there and this is a plot to hurt American palates. I defy anyone to show me something more sour than this gum. I kid you not. I’m in pain!

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Okay, so I won’t be trying that, then. Thanks for the warning.

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Mmm, chewy raspberry gum with a tart, refreshing nitric acid filling!

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You’re supposed to take the Miracle Berry before chewing that gum. Come to think of it, that might make it too sweet.

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No way! That gum would probably make those berries shrivel up and die. It’s just too sour!

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It would be interesting to see if the sourness overpowers that changing sour to sweet effect of the berries. I know lemons are sweet when you eat them after having some of the miracle fruit pills.

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I’ve had lemons. I’ve had lemons that were sour. I’ve had lemons that were VERY sour. I’ve had lemons that were insanely sour.

The insanely sour ones were nothing compared to the core of this gum. It’s demented I tell ya! Run! Run for your life!!!:eek:

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Wow, Cry Babies, I haven’t had one of those in years. I remember in the fourth grade a kid brought in a big jar of them, and handed them out to everybody. One kid’s tongue started bleeding. It was great.