Rice Krappies
Quaker Oats
Baker Bloats
Chanel No. 5
Charnel House 5
Alpo
Al-Poo
Chef Boyardee
Chef Boy-are-Deez-de-Worst-Things-I-Ever-Tasted
Hewlett Packard
Howlott Packturd
Staples
Syphils
General Motors
General Matters
Volvo 
Vulva
Minerva Books
My Nervous Looks
Cadillac
Had a rack
Turbo Butane
Terrible Butt Name
Hershey’s Kisses
Here she Pisses
[I hereby declare sports team names on topic! Technically are trademarks anyway…]
New York Yankees
New York Junkies.
Pittsburgh Pirates
Pit’s Burg Pirates
Taco Bell
Taco Knell
Krystals
Gristles
Jiffy Lube
Jeffy Pubes
McDonalds
McDevils
New York Mets
[Gristles, best one yet…]
New York Mess
Home Depot