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Trademark Nicknames!

panache45 December 1, 2016, 2:08am 41

Homo Deeper

Five Guys

Brooky December 6, 2016, 4:50pm 42

Cinco Dudes

Staples

John_DiFool December 7, 2016, 1:30am 43

Stickles
Count Chocula

Brooky December 13, 2016, 4:37am 44

Mount Rockula

Sharpie

Oly December 13, 2016, 5:16am 45

Slurpee

Slurpee

John_DiFool December 13, 2016, 12:45pm 46

Surepee
Toys R Us

Oly December 13, 2016, 2:06pm 47

So rusty
Ch-ch-ch-chia

Annie-Xmas December 13, 2016, 2:51pm 48

Sh-sh-sh-shita

Target

Oly December 14, 2016, 2:03am 49

Get rat

Cool Whip

buddha_david December 14, 2016, 3:36am 50

Inedible Styrofoam-like Goop
Nokia

John_DiFool December 14, 2016, 4:46pm 51

Noworkia

Hewlett-Packard

Brooky December 31, 2016, 7:23pm 52

Hownot Fucktard
Ample Harvest

Spiderman January 9, 2017, 2:42am 53

Sample Armrest

Continental Tires

panache45 January 9, 2017, 7:16am 54

Incontinent Tyros

Healthy Choice

John_DiFool January 9, 2017, 4:05pm 55

Hacky Choke
Wendy’s

Oly January 10, 2017, 6:24am 56

New dyes

American Top 40

Annie-Xmas January 12, 2017, 3:08pm 57

American Top Filthy

Big Lots

John_DiFool January 12, 2017, 5:56pm 58

Big Sots
Quiznos

astorian January 12, 2017, 7:51pm 59

Queasynos
JetBlue

Oly January 13, 2017, 5:43am 60

It blows

Girl Scout Cookies

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