Trading Places/Lives

I just got done watching the “Trading Spouses” show on Fox. Great stuff, they took two wives from two different lifestyles and made them trade places. They took a rich white woman and traded her with a working class black mom. Hilarity ensued.

Feh, don’t argue about my description of the show, just play the game.

So here’s the game:

  1. Describe yourself in 5 bullet points (one line each).
  2. Let some other Doper decide the trade that (potentially) would most freak you out.
  3. Describe if/how it would freak you out.

I’ll go first:

Whistlepig (42, SWM) is a:

  1. straight wihite guy
  2. he likes to drink beer 3-5 days a week
  3. he hates big cities
  4. he exercises or hikes every day of the week
  5. he has a big dog

So what’s the swap for a week that will freak me out and lead to good reality TV?

Askia, 33 (SSBM) is:

  1. Enjoys teaching kindergarten.
  2. Exercise, schmexercise.
  3. Annoyed by perfect homes and the people who live in them.
  4. Easily irked by irksome people, deeply amused by the self-deluded.
  5. Would never actually appear on any reality show.

I attend Narcotics Anonymous meetings 4 days a week. Not so fast with that beer, dude! :smiley:

Askia, I could have written the rest of your list, but number 1 would have me looking for the nearest cliff. I have no patience with children (maybe that’s why I don’t have any yet!).

Nutty Bunny (33 MWF, no kids):

  1. Works as Controller for small company
  2. Hates large crowds and prefers smaller gatherings of friends
  3. Recovering addict with aforementioned meetings 4 times/week
  4. Loves cats/hates dogs
  5. Still a caffeine and nicotine addict