one time i was about to lay a bird an she took off er knickers and i sawr she had a tat of an aubergine on her bum. told her to get out of me flat, of course i did.
shame cause she was a right fit tart, but me trouser todger don’t play the stamp game. i reckon i had brilliant wanks for a fortnight afterward tho!
Tramp stamp, aka Alabama license plate.
I live in a Marine town, so all a tramp stamp makes me think about a woman is that she’s, well, just another resident.
I don’t get it.
Everyone in town has tattoos.
Gramp stamp it is, then? 
What’s the connection to it being a Marine town?
Tattoos (although Marines are no longer permitted to get tattoos covering large portions of their bodies).
Uh, yeah, I get that but why?
Ambivalid, if you were to take a quick little spin around town, you would find the number of tattoo parlors almost comically high. They’re just everywhere. I don’t have any tattoos, and I don’t have a real passionate interest in getting one, but if I did, I think that I would be absolutely paralyzed by the sheer number of options that were available to me.
It is amazing how quickly you went from entertaining and insightful to extremely trite and boring. Take some time off and work on your material.
gorra stamp, have you, love? no worries, i’ve just the trick: only don’t doff your knickers next time a gentleman caller stops 'round and voila! none’s the wiser. course, a good pint of sweet sherry never did a bloke any 'arm neither
Ain’t nobody got time to pay Lionel Ritchie royalties. [sub]Although I have. True story.[/sub]
Maybe I’m stating the obvious here, but the term “tramp stamp” came from the fact that many of those tattoos were not visible when wearing normal clothing, and could only be seen from behind when the girl was without pants. Fill in the blanks.
There is currently a picture of said tramp stamp that says, in cursive of course, “Butt Slut”. She does not mince words.
Then we have Kelly ( not sure why I remember her name) who goes the full Monty with a duo of stamps, and has no shame at all.
Tattoo location matters, that’s why you didn’t have your “statement of free expression” on your face. You could have put it anywhere else, but you chose right above your ass. Get a tattoo there, and you will be assumed to be another one of the people that do that same thing. It’s science.
I have to say, I don’t really understand the Alabama license plate. Why go to the expense and pain to get a tattoo you can’t see?
I laughed out loud. Thank you for that!
If anyone doesn’t get it, it’s a tattoo of the iconic actor Charlie Chaplin, AKA “The Little Tramp”.
Anyone who wears a wife-beater t-shirt is not automatically assumed to be a wife beater. So anyone with a tramp stamp is not automatically assumed to be a tramp.
However, for quite a few people it does signal poor decision-making skills. Something tramps are known for.
OTOH, tattoos are well regarded by a good number of people. It’s mainly a question of what crowd you hang out with.
I find what is trite and boring is the viewpoint colander satirizes.
Bob’s yer uncle, mate! (insert rhyming slang here)
