Translation of a Russian zombie-attack video?

(I couldn’t decide if this was more appropriate to CS, or GQ. I’ll gamble for here.)

Anyway—would anyone here happen to be able to translate the Russian radio dialogue from this 50 second zombie video that was making the rounds, awhile back?

Depending on how you see helicopter FLIR footage, may be kinda violent.

I think I was able to pick out the word “God” towards the end, but that’s it. Can anyone help?

I think I heard “In Soviet Russia, zombie eats YOU!”, but that makes no sense, they do that in other countries too.

I have an uncle who speaks russian actually, see if I can get it translated.

My love for you is like a truck, Berserker
Would you like some making fuck, Berserker

I can’t make it all out, sorry. It’s basic radio talk and is basically what it looks like.

Something, over. Over. I can see it. Shoot! It’s after you. [something] to the south, there’s another one, [something] following him, [something] on the right, on the right, shoot, shoot, understood, [something] about the building, [something] about getting out of there maybe, can’t make out the rest.

Sorry. I’m rusty.