Transmissions From Elsewhere

[Derleth]

Make up radio (or TV, I suppose) broadcasts from other realities:

Dakotans! When you’re deciding who to send to represent you in Wovoka, consider that progress requires change. We can’t move on by sending the same people, with the same ideas, over and over. We can end the Wheeler Dynasty and bring new ideas to the capital! Vote Janey Debs, for new ideas!

[Prof.Pepperwinkle]

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[Prof.Pepperwinkle]

… would seem the very core of the planet is superheating due to… extremely dangerous flares from Rao indicate… earthquakes of unprecedented violence… it, Jor-El, you were right!

[Derleth]

I tell ya, we’re the biggest unknown block of people in the world. We’re the ones who are up late, doing things, unknown to the rest of them. They think they have it all over us, remember, they think they run the world. Well, they do. They most certainly do run the world they know, and don’t forget it. Try to meet a lion in his den and, oh boy, you’ll be sorry. But they can’t even conceive of what we have. They think everyone’s like them. Are you like them? Do you believe in the inevitable turning? I don’t think you do. I think you’re one of us, one of the monkeywrenchers, and don’t we just know where to throw all of our little wrenches!

I’m Burt Morrow, and this is the news. Intense fighting continues today in the South African capital of Victoria, where British forces were resupplied by air following the successful destruction of ZANU-PF air defense artillery late last night. However, this does not break the siege, as Zimbabwean ground forces were able to repel another wave of combined infantry and artillery assault. In an interview, ZANU-PF General Botha said, “We can keep them bottled up for as long as it takes. The country belongs to the majority.” British commanders declined to comment.

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[Derleth]

Breakfast in 1969. Lunch in 1984. Dinner in 1928. The Hols of Time: It’s like you’re really then.

Remember: Monday is Red Day. If you are out of Red, see your dispensary before Monday.

This eve on Back-And-Forth: The leader of the Free Territory Standpoint, Joney Hotwater, verbally taking on the chief speaker of the Majority Hegemony, Ivor Mariosson XVI. Is there coexistence between sapient clonal stock and wombborn? Is there still a place for non-enhanced sapience?