Tree poop

Re: Plant excrement

It’s not too much of a stretch to consider autumn leafs “tree poop”, considering that all spring and summer they “ejaculate” their green & yellow dusty sperm (aka pollen) all over the place. :D:D:D

Some folks who park their cars under trees believe the trees have pooped on the cars. That sticky stuff, though, is not tree sap. It’s aphid poop. Ants carry the aphid larvae up into the trees, and they spend the summer harvesting the aphid poop. The aphids don’t poop on cue, though, and some of it falls on your car.