I’ve been watching a bit of MLP: FiM on Netflix, and just last night watched the Parasprite episode (should I be worried that my brand new, two week old iPad apparently recognizes “Parasprite” as a valid word and even capitalizes it?, this is the first time I’ve ever typed that word…
Either my iPad is a brony or someone in the iOS programming division is a brony…
Anyway, it got me thinking, the Parasprites are basically flying tribbles (hmm, the iPad recognises Parasprite, but not tribble?), I wonder how they would compete against each other…
And just for fun, let’s throw in the Gloops from the Sealab 2021 episode “Hail Squishface”
In a direct battle, which annoyingly cute eating machine would win?
I’m putting my money behind the Gloops, not just because they taste like candy, and can form adorable shapes, but they can also form armor and weaponry, something the tribbles and Parasprites are unable to do
…and no, it has nothing to do with the fact that I’m wearing a gloop-hat either, it’s not like it’s reaching my brain or anything
<speaks Gloopspeak language>
So, who is the victor, who loses?